Evan Green

[MeIisa Tourt @meIisactu]

Putting a good man who has served this country for years out of a job as his first act as PM. Disgusting.

[Chico Barney @chicobarney]

Pela cara dos jogadores, foi o oponente mais difícil que enfrentaram nessa Copa.

[Megan Townsend @mmtowns]

In the pub before 5, swearing on bbc news, calling out infantino, wearing a shirt and yet debasing your nation… proper football fan that

[Dan @leathergregory]

"Come and show your Nanna your new football kit!"

[Ben @benhoobs]

Once again obsessed with the 'click here if you're Andy Burnham' button.

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[anthony musa @anthonydmusa]

This will make a fine addition to my collection

[becca @kokorobitch]

extremely funny thing for an author to say

[trap dad @dude_gang]

your honor, you know how I get.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Bob Mortimer Geese Daily @BobGeeseDaily]

🚨 Cameron Winter spotted walking from dinner in Los Angeles with Bob Mortimer.

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

I’ve been conducting research recently about what you can get away with on Tesco’s handheld scanners, and I’m devastated to confirm that they have now stopped them from displaying a first name. It was great while it lasted …

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon