evan evans

I’ll fight you

[evan evans @evan___evans]

Ronaldo is really good at standing fatly and doing nothing

[sitka ($jimothy maxxing) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[evan evans @evan___evans]

EMBARRASSING

[evan evans @evan___evans]

Oh shittttt tarjeta roja

[Birds Flutter @birdsflutter]

birdwatching

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Netanyahu sent in the call

[evan evans @evan___evans]

@dmalcolmcarson @s8mb Those are salt ponds that have been undergoing habitat and wildlife restoration for wetlands and salt marshes since 2003.

[evan evans @evan___evans]

Damn Messi washed missed that penalty completely

[evan evans @evan___evans]

Algerian team being welcomed in Kansas is literally the perfect Midwestern welcome because the geographical center of the U.S. is in Kansas

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

This is so god damn funny

[The Dog from the Goosebumps Intro @Chesuchesuto]

"The slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not notice the taste of poison! The fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall..."

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

I agonize over writing for hours trying to come up with bits this funny

[evan evans @evan___evans]

I hate Gavin Newsom so much I want the San Andreas fault to open up and swallow him so I never see him again