Evan Halstead

badabing badaboom

[rachel @seasonal_menu]

going to the gym to say ooooohhh big stretch at everyone like they’re a cat

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@KaiWeinsneeze He lived a rich life and deserves to be remembered 😤

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@KaiWeinsneeze They really killed vests

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

i just want to say i’m disappointed in modern architecture and it’s distinct lack of gargoyles

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@kelseyremige Tbf building an orphanage also sounds like cardio you should follow your heart on this one

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@hothqueenofsnow The best part is you don't even have to actually enchant the island, if you have 8 you win no matter what it's attached to, which makes it very sneaky

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@CaptainFlowers

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@KaiWeinsneeze Dear God I hope not

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@KaiWeinsneeze

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@stephhrosss Racking up the nicknames let's gooo!!

[obi @obiyeet]

it’s September 1st

[cybr amir @cybramir]

mentally i’m here

[LCS @LCSOfficial]

🏆 #LCS

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@C9Perkz Odd Taxi is pretty great if you're on for something different

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@stephhrosss LMAO I didn't even know ceiling outlets were a thing

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Inside you are two wolves. Everyone roll for initiative

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@stephhrosss Is this.... The long con?

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

Drunk philosophical conversation is hilarious. Someone just told me "conventionally I don't exist" and I can't stop laughing

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

@felic127

[Evan Halstead @evan_halstead]

Decided to be good to Tomorrow Evan and get everything set to make coffee so I only needed to push the button in the morning

Guess what autopilot dumbass just pushed a button 🤡