Evan Absher

Blood in, Blood out. Lawyer. Civic Innovator. Policy Wonk. Father of a librarian and a raccoon.

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@MattVerderame I mean *insert Drunk Pat one-handed beer catch gif*

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

When an AI tries to replicate human interaction.

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@creed_humphrey *Looks Confused* they did you dirty on that one. 😭

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@MattVerderame Just like a freaking rich kid.

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@jbbrisco Live feed of @jbbrisco

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@ByNateTaylor @jbbrisco that Gordon td was January play, as per this week’s pod. Why did they show a January play in a blow out?! Including @RealMNchiefsfan because vacation spares no man.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

How Fox News would've covered Jesus

A thread.

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@ByNateTaylor You better at @jbbrisco when you talking smack. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?!

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@ByNateTaylor @jbbrisco @RealMNchiefsfan

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@ChiefsHighlight This is NSFW.

[billboard @billboard]

JoJo Siwa turned 18 on Wednesday (May 19), and her girlfriend Kylie Prew thinks "18 never looked so good" on her "soulmate." See the sweet post. #BillboardNews

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@glynnkc

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@mwtaylor @jonismithkcmo @norrisluke @JetBlue This is my first tweet in months. Worth it. I think we’ve planned quite the summer evening in ol’ humid-ass KCMO.

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

I ain’t asking you no more who side you picking.... all in

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@bruce_katz @SBAgov @InnovateEconomy @USAccelerate I don’t understand this. The SBA should be considered a vital piece of the recovery. It’s the direct interface to the predominate provider of economic activity. Second, if you want to flank the Chamber on business this is the way you do it.

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@nsmith_piano @EnglishTeach07 @MoDemParty Dems lose THIS district because the GOP runs unopposed. Donate to her campaign so she can hire a professional or connect her to a professional. Condescending someone brave and Arguing her very correct position religion doesn’t belong in politics is not helpful.

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@nsmith_piano @EnglishTeach07 Dude. Instead of mansplaining to her why what she said is wrong for her district, Why don’t you help her out and donate to her race? We need people to run in red districts and those brave enough to do it need our support. @MoDemParty

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

@AKASMOM If you mean “spicy” cupcakes. Then I’m in.

[Evan Absher @evanabsher]

Lest we look away when the good happens.

[DumpsterFire45 @DFire45]

GSA is on board, Michigan certified, and Cambridge has a vaccine that doesn't have to be stored and transported at almost 100° below zero.
Apologies to our international Friends for the fahrenheit scale.

This is a good day.
I shall sip whiskey.
But only one.