egg

large, in charge even 🇺🇸

[egg @evanbuck8]

A frogge ben a wee beeft wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and in lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton

[zacc @PugOnADrug]

people from Indiana do the same thing

[egg @evanbuck8]

@mikenelson586 600 years after that it was Dutch’s turn

[egg @evanbuck8]

@rambling_28 I made it special for you fren

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Hummingbird HUD

(1) Therse a bug 3m away Get it or its all over
(1) Theres a flower 3m away Get it or its all over
*REMINDER: You are extremely small.

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

ordinary life is beautiful, gorgeous, and that it will one day be a memory makes it more so

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

An English-speaking Anglo-Saxon peasant killed a “pig” in the farm and a French-speaking Norman nobleman ate a dead “porc” in the castle.

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

When someone talks down on Johnny Test I know they never had to get it out the mud

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Joe finally listening to me & eating McDonald’s, 6k yards & 55td season incoming. 🫡

[orph @orphcorp]

do not confuse my decades of niche esoteric terminally online scholarship in the schizo mines with your recreational npc meme tiktok slopscrolling

[Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis]

Average Kwan girl needs for explosion

1990-2010: tren body, 13 inch dick, tats

Now: 120 rpm power tool

2025: trampled by horses, donkeys

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

I just want everyone to understand that America has not been trying. We bully our smart kids. We spend 1000 times more on special education than gifted and talented programs. We eliminated honors classes in the name of equality. We even came up with a replacement for phonics so stupid that half our kids can’t read. Then we take the smartest kids that survive this system, and we racially and sexually discriminate against them for entry into college. Then we do that again when they apply for their first job. And again for every job after that. Then we undercut them in favor of foreign labor that’ll do worse work for cheaper. Most kids see this and just say “fuck it” and focus on sports, or trying to be an influencer, or just give up on trying altogether. Meanwhile in places like China every kid spends 16 hours a day studying trig tables or gets the belt. Yet America is still number one. In everything. There is so much latent potential in the American people. We have tried before. We crossed a continent and carved this country out of clay. We recrossed the oceans and conquered the world by accident as a favor to our friends. One day (hopefully soon), we are going to start trying again. America will wake up. Don’t be on the wrong side when it does.

[𝕶𝖚𝖗𝖙 ☩🕊 @DKaiserjager]

O U R H E M I S P H E R E

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When you think big, you will automatically trigger more details because details are the major component of making anything big.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Best Of 2025 - Mike Leach Allegedly Once Had to Be Talked Out of Putting a Little Person in The Backfield and Throwing Him Over the Line of Scrimmage in Short Yardage Situations https://t.co/KseVkZOAkE

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i went to a q&a for adult swim in 2002 before this episode aired and the creator said they showed danzig the initial drawing of himself and he said, 'i'm taller than that' even though it was just him on a sheet of paper with nothing else on it for scale.

[えむ🐒 @emukaasan]

初めて一緒に温泉旅館に行ったんだけど、6ヶ月赤ちゃんは富士山に向かってひたすらプランクしてました👶🏻ｷｬﾜｲｲ

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

Linus lets his blanket drop as he proclaims the birth of Christ because he is unafraid.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Reminder that Vivek Ramaswamy is an actual anchor baby, so everything he says can be completely disregarded.

Foreigners who have no right to be here don’t get to lecture me about what it is to be American.

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

The greatest sentence ever constructed: