Evan Gaustad

Writer, teacher, friend?
@NottheEndBook

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Maybe after a billing department or insurance provider overcharges me by a few thousand dollars and I have to spend hours on the phone begging not to pay money I don’t owe, I could get a gift card or something?

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

LA transplants this week:

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@THEguywilson 🤢

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@ifyoucantwell @eccantwell But only for the rest of our lives

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@DSandersJoyce Bout to start crushing those dad conventions!

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I had a little bird
Her name was Enza
I opened up the window
My kids have been sick since September

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@eddiequintana @jburnmurdoch This graph is giving me life and death all at the same time. Going a little blind trying to read it

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@alexsteed You’re gonna fucking love it

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Buckle Up on UnderFunded Father Newsletter https://t.co/LE9lVG2ZiF

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Looks like we all forgot our keys in here

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Prep time: this is a lie

Cook time: you naive fool

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Does Your Child Possess the Infinity Cold? on evangaustad’s Newsletter https://t.co/Lo3q0bltUJ

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On a day like today, you probably want to hear @brockwilbur describe conspiracy theorist vampires in our little novella podcast about vampires.
https://t.co/oNQ9SEohWt

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@MikeyUndertaker @SethDavisHoops Mugsy!

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@eccantwell I don’t think my kids know what healthy feels like

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@eccantwell I think there’s a scurvy polio hybrid ripping through my house right now

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@eccantwell All jokes aside, 100% yes they did

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How To Not Eat Your Kids' Leftover Mac and Cheese on evangaustad’s Newsletter https://t.co/39gCub4oR0

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Toys: A Fun Way To Die on evangaustad’s Newsletter https://t.co/SBvkGDnvKh