Evan Hall

Haven't played defense in two years.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

@lesterfreamon imagine being the associate doing doc review on this who first finds the email where the Aspiration exec says “should be fine if it’s cash flow neutral.”

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

“something black, something canine” is killing me.

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

@wife_geist it’s very fun! and i think that’s exactly right. javier marías on james:

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

This is very good.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

as promised I solved the discourse

https://t.co/eIQRXcqlF4

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

@HitFactoryPod Aces defense is way better with A’ja on, and Valkyries is about the same with Gabby on or off. It’s not insane.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

On the one hand, as a Jazz fan and an NBA fan, I like watching the draft & free agency unfold, thinking about the different permutations of teams & the evaluations they have of players, but on the other: what if I made my whole personality about Walker Kessler’s second contract?

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

@TrellInterlude Boozer five spots too low smh

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

@bartlebytaco I think of it like giving a four-star movie an affectionate extra half-star. Like a proud big brother: "you really put it all together and punched above your weight!"

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

I'm so Boozer-pilled. Every criticism is only negatively polarizing me. Obviously I think the Jazz should take him & obviously I'd take him at 1, but before this is over I'll reach pro-Boozer heights you can't fathom. Already I'm thinking about saying he'll be better than Barkley

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

hey there, it's Socialist Jazz, your favorite twitter account here to talk exclusively about how good/disrespected Lauri Markkanen is until you hate both Lauri Markkanen and socialism.

[Andrew Johnson @SotaJohns]

Me defending Rudy Gobert from casuals

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

So that was sort of what I meant.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

If you’re a three seed, BYU is exactly the team you want to draw. We’re only a six on the basis of a bunch of wins we got earlier in the season with a healthy team. We’re a sub-.500 team in the last two months.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

“Let’s play offense.”

[JB @jaysonbuford]

On the third or fourth watch of this movie, I got super emotional at this scene. The face Leo makes when he realizes that Sensei has saved him is so beautiful.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

If you’re a three seed, BYU is exactly the team you want to draw. We’re only a six on the basis of a bunch of wins we got earlier in the season with a healthy team. We’re a sub-.500 team in the last two months.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

I paid one dollar for a copy of Remains of the Day. Easily the furthest one dollar has ever taken me.

[Graham @GrahamC47]

I love them! within two years, people toss movie cover books in the donate box. they tend to overprint them too. the prices you can find on them, we’re talking $2, $3 for excellent books. it’s about the DEALS.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

if we get the 3rd pick and pass on Boozer or even trade down because of “fit,” I will be trying out some new behaviors.

[Tyler Rucker @tyler_rucker]

when the Utah Jazz land the 3rd pick and set up one of the funniest subplots of the draft

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

@jacobjbg This book owns. So funny. Phenomenal ending too.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

uhhh actually he should be number one on everyone’s boards. Go Cougs

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

As a BYU fan and a Jazz fan, I am unfairly low on AJ (think he should go 3 behind Boozer and DP) because he sucked in that Texas Tech game, which I wanted BYU to win. If they beat Arizona tonight, he will go to 1 on my board. These are my principles.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

@lesterfreamon The team is also liberated to tank in innovative & shameless ways b/c we want to win next year. I’m glad we’re doing it & want to keep the pick, but our FO doesn’t care if it gets so ugly the league finally changes the incentives or supercharges enforcement.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

As a BYU fan and a Jazz fan, I am unfairly low on AJ (think he should go 3 behind Boozer and DP) because he sucked in that Texas Tech game, which I wanted BYU to win. If they beat Arizona tonight, he will go to 1 on my board. These are my principles.

[The Real Calvy J @CJRealHoops2]

I'd actually say to me it feels like the opposite.

While there a few "homers", a lot more of Jazz fans are unfairly low on AJ as if to prove their non-homerism and IQ.

Cam is a Gasol-(Carlos)Boozer hybrid. He's great. But Dybantsa is a McGrady-SGA hybrid.

This isn't hard.

[Evan Hall @evanghall]

Zach Lowe was sadly cooking when he said all TV shows are bad now.