Evan

27. taylor stan. gym gay. self aware and self destructive. he/him. 🌻

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

Who decided that the sleeping curse in Disney movies was a "curse" like oh no you're forcing me to sleep for years oh god the agony

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@dadbodjock lmt bubba here in philly, hit me up 👀

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@adult_shark is this fucking play about me?

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@druidDUDE okay but what are you thoughts kevin????

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@FKACH4RM INSANITY i am floored its being sold and on sale

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

now why in the fuck does tik tok have this advertised so nonchalantly??? who do i go to to report this???

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@druidDUDE UNWELL KEVIN it's all running through my head

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@adult_shark DADDY

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@taylorswift13 QUEEN

[Kimbrrlee 🐞 @Kimbrrleeee]

He couldn’t give her a friendship bracelet, so he gave her a ring.

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@_dakotacampbell I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAW THAT LIVE

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@smully1015 will pay you to clean mine with friendship

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@smully1015 can't be bad at something you've never tried

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@adult_shark i thought you were referring to muslims as bitches i was concerned for a sec 😂

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@smully1015 that's why i shaved mine

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

cute guy sits next to me on the patco. our legs brush, arms touching. butterflies. is this my meet cute? i think to myself. "we met on the patco" i imagine telling our friends. next thing i know he gets up and takes an empty seat away from me...i am crushed

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@_dakotacampbell yyyyaaaasssss

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

accidentally matched with a man whose profile said "swifties are just socially acceptable MAGA" and as attractive as he was he had to go

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@shutchristinaup wait me too! get through the first book though i promise the 2nd is significantly better and im not even done it yet

[Evan @evanmarshmello]

@_dakotacampbell HAHAHA FACTS SAME