Evan (he/him)

exvangelical | bi 💖💜💙 | fat, adhd | bible and liturgy nerd | proud hoosier 📖✝️🌏✊🏾🏳️‍🌈♿️🌱🕊

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

If you’re on 🧵 hmu, same username

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

Like how tf did I end up in this timeline? Why did I have to experience all this? Could I live in the timeline where I’m not choking on wildfire smoke and failed attempts for meaning?
I wish I lived in the timeline younger me could be proud of.

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

I wish I could go back and change timelines.
I wish I could live the timeline where the One Church Plan passed GC2019 and my conference kept supporting my ministry.
I wish I could live the timeline without COVID.
I wish I could live the timeline where I graduated from Garrett.

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

It is objectively funny that a bunch of billionaires got stuck at the bottom of the ocean bc they paid more than 8x my annual income to play PlayStation underwater

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

This weekend I moved to Indianapolis. This morning was my last service at the church.

Just made it back to the new house. Bare foot on the front porch drinking a can of Squirt.

I’m free

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

If LGBTQ+ people are “God’s judgement on America,” then God must hate violent white cis patriarchy

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

Pat Robertson is dead happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

It was very irresponsible. I hope Tiff has the safety and support she deserves.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

I’m so sad after watching the reunion of the ultimatum: queer love. It was completely irresponsible of @netflix to invite Mildred onto the episode. There’s no way that they didn’t know she was arrested for domestic violence. I’m here for mess, but not like that.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

I’m so sad after watching the reunion of the ultimatum: queer love. It was completely irresponsible of @netflix to invite Mildred onto the episode. There’s no way that they didn’t know she was arrested for domestic violence. I’m here for mess, but not like that.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

saying “i am bad at this”

-defeatist
-will make you sad
-removes the possibility for improvement

saying “a whale would be impressed by my ability”

-encouraging
-always true because whales don’t even have thumbs and also appreciate effort
-makes you think about whales

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

God bless the Incan farmers who cultivated the potato, a true blessing to the whole world

[Brian & Shay | QueerTheology.com @QTheology]

God delights in you

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

Never thought I’d be moving to Indiana to be in a more liberal atmosphere, but here we are

[ACLU of Indiana @ACLUIndiana]

Trans Hoosiers deserve the same rights, opportunities, and respect as anyone else — and we won't settle for less.

[Middle Church @middlechurch]

Truly something to see Christian men more outraged by yoga pants than they are by incessant mass shootings.

[the loudest woman this town has ever seen 🍉 @kyliejustine]

Friendly reminder to the timeline that it is VERY NORMAL for the incumbent party not to hold a primary & to just throw establishment support behind their existing president. Biden sucks but don’t get caught up in the right wing spin about nonexistent debates being “cancelled.”

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

Hope

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

Is there a word for this?

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

every christian denies the resurrection when they don’t support trans people

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

Through Jesus, we get to tell the powers of sin and death that We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.

This is our State of Grace.

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

Taylor Swift’s Red is a Good Friday/Easter album.

It’s a story we know All Too Well. Judas betrays Jesus, and Jesus says “I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In.” All he wants is his disciples to Stay, Stay, Stay awake in the garden while he prays.

[Evan (he/him) @evansherar]

As his blood falls Red to the earth, they realize this is Holy Ground. And even the centurion says this is The Moment I Knew.

Even though all the road ahead looks Treacherous, and it’s all Sad Beautiful and Tragic, just three days later we get to Begin Again.