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she/idc, probably (always) doing too much

[𐙚r @kisstimehs]

inacreditável

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

The hot new “would you rather” on TikTok is “would you rather leave your child for 3 hours with a random man who shares your political views or a random woman who disagrees with you on everything” you mean would I drop my kids off at my mom’s house?

[gih @rmcfjeon]

acho que o jude é propaganda do governo inglês pra aumentar a taxa de natalidade

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

British politics since 2010

[🪩 @occasionaldsco]

how tf do i get this job

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are

[bull in a china shop @6j192]

It’s the soul that needs a surgery

[Anarch97 @anarch97]

Chronic doomscrolling introduced this pervasive sense of irreality to all of our lives. When looking back, we can’t really believe the years were years and the months were months. Opium

[e 🍉 @evathediva_]

Idk why but it makes sense

[Craig Bratt @craigybratt]

Is anyone able to explain how on earth old Morrisons shopping bags have made it all the way to Kyrgyzstan?

Almost every stall holder in Bishkek Bazaar had them…?

Wild 🤯

[Craig Bratt @craigybratt]

Is anyone able to explain how on earth old Morrisons shopping bags have made it all the way to Kyrgyzstan?

Almost every stall holder in Bishkek Bazaar had them…?

Wild 🤯

[e 🍉 @evathediva_]

I can’t believe Kim Kardashian is dating someone from Stevenage

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Worth repeating

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

They don't want people to figure out that if they just get off their arse they can fix their own community in 2 weeks. They want you to keep paying them taxes so they can fix your community for you. In 3 years. Maybe. Probably not.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The idea of having to “earn a living” implies that, by default, you don't actually deserve to be ałive.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

NOBODY TELLS ADHD PEOPLE THAT MASKING AT A 9-TO-5 COSTS THE SAME COGNITIVE RESOURCES YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY BUILD SOMETHING ON THE SIDE.

[paige ☭ @justalittlesore]

being autistic in germany must be sooo easy

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

that is a queer indian man performing at a charity concert, everything about this photo is inherently political.

[Megha @megha_lilly]

I wonder how they originally figured out to do this to cocoa beans. Clearly it’s not obvious that if you roast the seeds of this strange plant at very high temperatures and then grind them to a powder and then add sugar and butter, you will get a delicious inimitable substance

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Honestly the screening test for ADHD should just be "pack a suitcase for a three day trip".