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i do what i want

[Elias 🫠🇲🇽 @bburrito15]

Mexico plays, Mercury is in retrograde, and there’s a full moon. I can feel my Latino powers getting stronger

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[Grace @gracecamille_]

could i hire a courtroom sketch artist for like my birthday party

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Can’t believe I was just born Mexican what an unreal W from my parents

[ev @eveemeej]

started watching adults for paul but have been quickly romanced by samir

[lady brett ashley @margebertha]

no yeah I have sexual urges

[ev @eveemeej]

me: you know who we have to thank for this meal right?
brother: …… god?
me: the Italians!

[g @34rths]

How the last day of the trip feels when you realize just how big the world is and that there is still so much more to see and experience

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@sabshasmyhart coconut water!!

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[ev @eveemeej]

if you give a squirrel caffeine it gains class consciousness

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

laying on a skinny dude chest like laying on da porch

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

We need a season set at a community theatre company where the one real person is the assistant stage manager they hire

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Craving a cigarette is so funny Oh my daily dose of kill myself

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

[bt @b__________t]

miss my friends so much we facetimed just to smoke a cigarette together

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

got ghosted but at least my dishes are done

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[serena @tranquil_orb]

drinking tea with honey always feels a little unreal. when you think about it, i’m sipping something that used to be sunlight and flowers