eve

none pizza with left beef

[bleh @prcttybuggie]

i hope i get a drunk call on halloween im so serious

[Tiny @kneesocks334]

I be sexting like “Likewise..”

[mabes 🩵 @chiapuddingstan]

texting the text man after weeks of no contact because i have no shame

[𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊 @dfwabobi]

i really wish i could do casual but it's either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

[♡tinu @__joju_]

Want to go clubbing with a man I feel intense lust for

[😂 @earrdrummer]

just looked up app store on the app store

[CK9️⃣💎 🇬🇭 @KA_1dn]

Forgot to dress up for the Halloween party at work and won best dressed

[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

both my situationships hitting me up this weekend

[Portugoatnacho#Messibdor @EmilioPorteqzq]

Side chick posted positive HIV results on her story and tagged me

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

When you finally let your guard down and they say you annoying😭😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Portugoatnacho#Messibdor @EmilioPorteqzq]

Told her “I’m in your city” and she said “good for you”

[Dark Skinned @Ovahdozz]

its ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of
human connection btw

[Mr.gimmick @Mofe143274]

Sent a risky text and woke up to being blocked

[Blair Waldorf @MaddennyPerez]

I’ve been crying at this for 5 minutes

[luna ˚꩜⋆ @coochile]

started singing in the shower thinking i was home alone and mom texted me to shut up

[julia @juumelo_]

I’ve never used dating apps bc if I wanted to grab drinks with a retard on a thursday I’d just ask one of my friends

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

21 year old coworkoomf reacted “🐐”to my teams message