Evan Johnson

Just a lot of really bad jokes and sports. Still looking for the sarcasm font.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

Lord, I've seen what you've done for others, and I want that for myself.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: Baylor has fired coach Dave Aranda.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

@pupperstate You can be bad at some things. You can’t be bad at everything. The Xs & Os are don’t line up, players are soft and don’t know where to go and aren’t as good as their paychecks suggest.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

@skipfoster It was a no brainer decision to me. I don’t think you have a good handle on game theory here. One of the reasons you go for it is that if you don’t make it your defense is in a high-leverage situation with a good chance of putting your offense in a scoring position.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

So if you're a UM school the refs just side with you? Did I miss a rule change?

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

The fact that Mike just meekly accepts this makes me want him fired even more.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

I’ve seen a lot of screw jobs by the ACC. This might be the biggest. Two TDs uncalled.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

A Mike Norvell team lost a lead?

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

Norvell has a NCAA rating 99 on calling screen passes.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

Miami is butt

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

Spread it out and make your QB meaningful in that situation!

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

Going for it both times is the right call. Depending on your OL is insane.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

FSU fans, this is going to be rough one tonight but keep in mind this is one game closer to Mike Norvell rolling out Bryce Underwood to start the 2027 season.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

@GodofKrypton He’s still got 2027 to get it figured out before applying to the FSU job.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

@IraSchoffel any word on that AD search? I know that these things usually happen after the season but we’ve got carts that need horses in front of them, not behind them.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

@pupperstate @dtackett_ Haha. AD was triple checking that Lopez was open.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

@cblunt58 I would be fine with somebody that’s shown an ability to win at multiple stops. My concern about a big boy program is that FSU has good resources but not that good. Jake Dickert is intriguing to me for those reasons.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

@pupperstate @dtackett_ A good student triple checks their work.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

A proposal for FSU football: fire most of the football staff. Pay me $1M/year to build an AI staff for player attraction, team development and game planning. Will this work? No. Is it a fun experiment that will save money? Yes. Will it be better than this crap? I can’t be worse.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

I wonder if they’ve invented a number of the points that Miami will score in FSU next week.

[Evan Johnson @evenflow58]

Can somebody please remind me why John Garrett has a job?