everett kalman

two-time law school dropout, full-time sword enthusiast (he/him)

[everett kalman @everettkalman]

Sure because Arkansas or Mississippi aren’t going to show the same base disdain for Memphis that Tennessee has

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Tennessee Democrat calls for Memphis to “secede” from the state after new GOP House map is approved.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I'm sure this will be delightful and fun but I can't shake the feeling that a Charlie Brown movie should look like it was made on a budget of pocket change, most of which went towards buying jazz musicians a hot lunch

[gill @contactabrother]

Can someone just hire me

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[JNS @_devJNS]

"Unfortunately after reviewing your application..."

[everett kalman @everettkalman]

To any mutuals in Chicago, I’m trying to move in May so if anyone needs a new roommate or knows of someone moving who needs a lease taken over, lmk!

[everett kalman @everettkalman]

If anyone knows anybody hiring for knight shifts pls lmk, at this point I’ll take an unpaid squireship if it gets me in the door

[everett kalman @everettkalman]

Bestie finally watched a knight of the seven kingdoms so we can finally talk about it god bless

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

I have grown quite fond of ser duncan

[everett kalman @everettkalman]

Night life? My liege you are mistaken, I inquire into this realm’s knight life.

[everett kalman @everettkalman]

If you think about it, being a paralegal is basically a modern day squire

[everett kalman @everettkalman]

During the LA protests last year ICE asked SCOTUS to allow them specifically to stop and detain people based on their race, ethnicity, and the language they were speaking. ICE said they literally couldn’t do their jobs *without* racial profiling. Not that it matters to Vance

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: This is not a group that's going around and looking for people who violated the law based on skin color.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Undefeated teams, 2025 season 🏈

[JMU Sports News @JMUSportsNews]

Looking at maps of the projected snow/sleet line for this weekend

[Gloriana Frangipana 🌹🍑🏆 @HoosierGloriana]

The thing they don’t tell you about your team winning their first National Championship is that you still have to go to work the next day

[Shaloobys @shaloobys]

Every single time I think about last night, tears start welling up. Forever proud to be a Hoosier