Evie

Irish-Australian. Prematurely ageing. Once tore a stomach muscle screaming about biscuits.

[Evie @evie_dent]

Omg I've been singing 'California girls, they're UNRELIABLE' for 7 fucking years ⚰⚰⚰

[Evie @evie_dent]

@StanSportAU Hey why doesn’t my Stan sport let me watch the nations championship on either of my devices?

[Evie @evie_dent]

@ptv_official are there disruptions to the 237 bus?

[Evie @evie_dent]

@Telstra Hi guys I fixed it - thanks

[Evie @evie_dent]

@Telstra what’s the go with your app not working for days?

[Celebrity Book Club @cbcthepod]

The photography in Hilaria Baldwin’s yoga book is absolutely insane

[Evie @evie_dent]

@dnbtt Wimp

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I cannot stop staring at Shawn Mendes’ smoothie squad

[frog missing succession @feuer_daee]

This is like the Pride and Prejudice rain scene but for insane people

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My sister died a few years ago. I recently attended her daughter's / my niece's wedding. In the guestbook, I accidentally wrote "love mum" after a few reception champagnes. I didn't change it and now she's claiming a supernatural connection with her mum. I feel awful.

[Evie @evie_dent]

@horsegurl94 Me tomorrow !!

[Evie @evie_dent]

@jacobpetkovic I would have been FILTHY is this happened to me

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Very much enjoyed this video of Adam Sandler and Jen Aniston being shocked by the size of an Australian reporter

[Flea @flea333]

More rock star glamour: walked to Target to get nail clippers and nose hair trimmer. Employees were right on me asking for selfies and telling me they love me. Two minutes later I get hit with a major urge to take a shit. They tell me bathroom is downstairs, I go there but ten people in line, I’m about to soil my trousers. I go to employees and plead, please can I use employees bathroom they say no employees only. I run across the street to some cafe and ask to use bathroom (on the way there a guy waiting outside tells me I’m an asshole for not stopping to take a selfie with him) the cafe lady threatens to call security on me for politely asking for bathroom. I made it by the skin of my teeth to a restaurant a few blocks away. Back to hotel to practice trumpet.

[feral @ncrmalpeople]

irish oppression is so real omg i’m sorry colin i’m on your side

[Evie @evie_dent]

@dnbtt @horsegurl94 Shandy is elite.

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

The fact that Fiona Apple saw this and removed all her music from TikTok

[Evie @evie_dent]

@dnbtt @horsegurl94 Sangria. Are you being racist?

[Evie @evie_dent]

Im done

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

my favorite thing about these videos is that they all put a man in the background softly going “wow” https://t.co/76BGBOXilX

[Evie @evie_dent]

@horsegurl94 @dnbtt Ice in every wine thanks