evilchili

bleep blorp bloop.

[evilchili @evilchili]

Chili's Law Of Software Fixes: A bug will not be fixed until it annoys the right person at the right time at the right severity.

[evilchili @evilchili]

returning from my self-imposed liberation from this hellsite to wish you all a happy whatever you're getting up to about now, and may Eris overlook you for another year.

Practice tiny acts of kindness whenever you can.

[evilchili @evilchili]

s/attorney/sysadmin/

[FP @FaciePrima]

Literally all I do as an attorney:

No.
No.
Seriously, no.
Like, how did you even think this was a good idea.
Stop immediately.
No, that doesn't make it okay, either.
No.
Stop.
Stop it, you can’t do that.
No.

[evilchili @evilchili]

@lhochstein @mtnygard need to measure this one with a float.

[evilchili @evilchili]

@jilljubs @tabletcorry @philiph @jordansissel i did 20 years in startups; I feel you. great for self-directed learning, not so great for professional growth in my experience.

[evilchili @evilchili]

@jilljubs @tabletcorry @philiph @jordansissel y'all have worked for some shit managers if a promotion or lack thereof has ever been a surprise or unexplainable. Your performance review should *never* be anything but a milestone in an ongoing conversation.

[evilchili @evilchili]

@thewoodentulip some day you will be able to get an oil change without having to choose between your authentic self and avoiding ignorance, bigotry and harassment. ✊

[evilchili @evilchili]

For the morning crowd here's a paper I wrote:

Control Theory For Distributed Systems: A New View of Operations at Scale

https://t.co/VVhzUuhNXC

#DevOps #resilience #observability #monitoring #etc #woah

[evilchili @evilchili]

@jek133 also hey wassup.

[evilchili @evilchili]

Here's a thing I wrote.

Control Theory for Distributed Systems: A New View of Operations At Scale.

https://t.co/VVhzUuhNXC

#resiliency #devops #observability #buzzword #omg

[evilchili @evilchili]

@jek133 this is a checkpoint in a year or so of thought on how to evolve operations in a way that encodes humans factors. resilience is a piece of it but I'm still wrestling with a functional rather than purely academic model that isn't just warmed over SRE.

[evilchili @evilchili]

@Hoffm I am going to make you SUCH a mixtape

[evilchili @evilchili]

@Hoffm The Teardrop Explodes!

[evilchili @evilchili]

@Hoffm *slams door open*
[panting, sweating] Am I too late? I got this! ugh, uh, We Were Promised Jetpacks! Dead Can Dance! I am a Robot and Proud! I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness!

[evilchili @evilchili]

@Hoffm oh, cool band name

[evilchili @evilchili]

Love From Planet Gong is prime chilibait.

[evilchili @evilchili]

13 years since I poked @aktei with a fork to make sure she wasn't a cabbage or something. 13 years of sharing joy and struggles and laughter. 13 years of trying to be better, to be worthy. #anniversary

[evilchili @evilchili]

@Twirrim @matthewmercer @gaygeeknerd keep it down. some of us are trying to rot in peace.

[Amanda @Manda_like_wine]

Every parent after their kid finishes explaining their Minecraft world.

[evilchili @evilchili]

@patrickcentral Chihuly glass museum in seattle. Extremely No Man’s Sky on the interior.

[evilchili @evilchili]

The Sangualith is making an incursion into the Prime Material #cteam #molpy