Dagmar d'Surreal

Far too good for this latrine of demagoguery and hate.

Elon Musk is a traitor who should be sent back to Africa.

If you're still here, why??

[Dagmar d'Surreal @evildagmar]

@austeregrim @TheHackersNews What would be nicer is if you couldn't accidentally remove the super_admin account by restoring a backup made by a less super admin.

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@elonmusk How about you stop meddling in politics you bloated douchebag.

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@lindayaX Surely you jest. Musk turned this site into something only barely distinguishable from 4chan, advertisers predictably bailed, and now you want to retcon history for a _judge_? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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@andyOgles @RepOgles Hey, fuck you and your SMS spam campaign. I didn't give you my number and it's been on the FTC's Do Not Call list since forever, so maybe you need to consider that the Tangerine Savior isn't the only douchebag you're working with.

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@Rothmus It beats the hell out of continuing to let a part of the population continue to live as slaves to companies that speculate in debt purchasing.

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@brianwhelton "I figured we don't want our BGP routes hopping around so I set them to zero to stop it."

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@AccidentalCISO I'm especially fond of how he thinks he's going to casually stop the flow that *blew him across the room* by shoving what looks like a mallet handle in there. He might have gotten his noggin rattled a bit there.

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I'm calling bullshit. If you claim your employees are already making $15/hour, and there's an increase of the minimum wage to $20/hour, that's an increase of 25% in your labor cost. There is no way that would result in a 30-40% increase in your total pricing, ever.

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@ChaponaBike123 @UK_Daniel_Card If they have RDP exposed to the world, they *should* be scared.

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Be it known that the person using the phone number [phone] is definitely making illegal robocalls and is probably operating a scam PAC in the first place because these things go hand in hand.

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@elonmusk Anyone who can be deported isn't a citizen and therefore CAN NOT VOTE.

Does money make everyone this stupid?

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@bettersafetynet D is for the Doom your careless hands have brought into the work environment by screwing up so hard that you've set things on fire which can continue to burn like an angry volcano god in a complete absence of oxygen.

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@UK_Daniel_Card Well, they can certainly see you waving your arms about like an undermedicated schizophrenic.

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@SwiftOnSecurity Thanks to society's inability to properly burn spammers at the stake, running one's own mail server is basically only for masochists because you're just going to get buried in spam without a never-sleeping army of agents to eliminate it.

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@WeldPond Yeah well, that would require people start paying programmers for their expertise and genius instead of acting like they just discovered them in the typing pool one day. Best of luck.

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@GovBillLee pushes secretive legislation that enriches his friends at the expense of the citizens of Tennessee and their children's futures. Talking over his bullshit is the least people should be doing.

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Hey #Microsoft, I am NOT giving you the ability to remotely unlock my desktop. Take the fucking hint already and quit trying to force me to switch to logging in with an account that requires me to trust your infra just because you want to feel important.

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@2sush "I'm sorry, the NDA I signed prevents me from disclosing any details of the assignment."

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@AletheDenis But what if they're very little and all alone?

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@InternetH0F Baby's first onesie will be flannel.