Christoph Vieth (he/him)

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

Astronaut Scott Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit aboard the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.

[Hetzner @Hetzner_Online]

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[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

1982: “There will be flying cars in the future.”

2022:

[XBOX DACH @XBOX_DACH]

Schon jetzt Geschenke abstauben?🎁

Gewinnt 1 von 2 Gutscheincodes für das Xbox Design Lab! 🎮

So macht ihr mit:
1. @XboxDACH folgen ✅
2. Tweet liken + RT ❤️🔁

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

es ist so ein cooles System, dass man für immer Auto fahren darf und einfach darauf hoffen muss dass Leute, deren Reflexe und Sehkraft im Alter nachlassen einfach freiwillig einsehen, dass sie nicht mehr fahren sollten, 10/10, auch hier kann nichts schief gehen

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

Tomorrow, an incredibly rare, once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event is happening! Jupiter will be its closest to Earth since 1963! Along with opposition, it’ll be SO bright, you’ll be able to see its bands and some moons just with binoculars!
This won’t happen again until 2129!

[Christoph Vieth (he/him) @evilop]

@signalapp @thegrugq #IRanASignalProxy Reply to this thread if you want the connection details, and follow me so I can DM you the link.

[Signal @signalapp]

A request to our community: Signal is blocked in Iran. You can help people in Iran reconnect to Signal by hosting a proxy server. If you’re willing and able, please follow the instructions here: https://t.co/hznCI9EwCa 1/2 #IRanASignalProxy

[Danijel Višević @visevic]

Dieses Video zeigt in 32 Sekunden, wie sich wohl Klimaforscher wie Stefan @rahmstorf seit 32 Jahren fühlen, wenn sie die Klimakrise erklären:

Lustig, aber auch nicht lustig.
https://t.co/BWcPExPxCD

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🚨 https://t.co/VsCwKvnVsR

[Lemonaid & ChariTea @_LemonAid]

Lieber @OlafScholz,

dem Finanzamt sind wir offenbar ZU sozial. Es fordert Millionen, weil wir den gemeinnützigen #Lemonaid & #ChariTea e.V. gesponsert haben!

Höchste Zeit, die absurde Rechtslage für #Sozialunternehmen zu ändern!

👉https://t.co/6sqvWuuFNs

#amtlichwaskippen

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard programming tip: A computer is like a mischievous genie. It will give you exactly what you ask for, but not always what you want.

[Danijel Višević @visevic]

Beeindruckend, wie glasklar @ABaerbock im Juni 2021 vor der Situation gewarnt hat, die nun eintritt: Putin nutzt North Stream als politisches Druckmittel.

https://t.co/vNSq9h9mtq

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: "That's the way it's always been" is never an adequate reason to continue doing something.

[Daniel Cuthbert @dcuthbert]

If you’ve used @letsencrypt to make use of trivially easy free and open certificate authorities, then you owe a huge amount of gratitude to Peter Eckersley who sadly just left us.

Thank you Peter and RIP

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Succeeding at the very last second is still succeeding.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

What seems to be the problem, officer?

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How many hours you worked

Everyone will remember:
- That you were the on-call
- That you applied your SQL fix directly to the prod DB
- That you forgot the WHERE clause on your UPDATE