psycho barbie

if the shoe fits

[John Summit @johnsummit]

idc what genre u listen to the only thing that is killing the dance floor is the constant yapping

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[Yoni @SrJohnnyCat]

Sinaloa needs to be STOPPED.

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[psycho barbie @evilpoosh]

@ick_real Irene :)

[Klara @klara_sjo]

This is ninety pounds of cheese.

The average American eats this much cheese every day.

Let that sink in.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

When someone shows me one of their tattoos, I show them a random selection of blank skin. The few who “get it”, are usually brought to tears—and filled with regret.

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[trash jones @jzux]

my monkeys are inventing new circuses beyond my wildest imagination

[Muthoni Mukono @m_uthoni__]

We don’t give “crazy women” enough credit. Being composed is easy. Do you know the courage it takes to lose your mind, do unhinged things, then collect yourself and keep living? No shame. No regret. Just madness and vibes. Madness is an art!

[꩜ @adorewordss]

september will be soft and tender and full of love

[horse @horseimage]

horse edit

[trish @ultragloss]

twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

[🛸 @tufthug]

dying of laughter together is my favourite non sexual act of intimacy

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

yea i think we’ve met before — you’re kind of weird and off-putting right?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

In Brazil, a drunk was lost and his own bull went to look for him and took him home.

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?