Tessa

Probably a bot.

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

Because we #resist #peaceful #protest #Chicago # sanctuarycities #whywelovechicago

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

@_future_ghost Yeah, it’s all in your head until you meet a guy who WAS driving behind a truck like this and a pole went through his car narrowly missing him!!! Then it’s all, what did that witchy girl say about cleansing bad spirits and which rock should I be carrying for good luck!

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

The below goes for Nevada and Arizona, too! Very important. If you live in Georgia, Nevada or Arizona, you can go online and check the status of them counting your ballot(incl provisionals). And if that doesn’t work, call the city clerk. Cutoff to do this is 5pm tomorrow(Friday).

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

A whole heaping scoop of serotonin for you

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

At this point in 2016 Clinton was winning polls in Wisconsin, Michigan, Florida, and Pennsylvania by more than Biden is now and she still lost all those states so let's stay vigilant motherfuckers

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

@_ellenisdead Yes! And that whole 60 second face washing this is kind of game changing!!!! Highly recommend the Farmacy balm cleanser for a 1st cleanse!

[bled @BLED_]

Be like Jon Stewart. He never forgot. 🇺🇸

[Noname Book Club @NonameBooks]

sending love to everyone on here. the struggle to destroy capitalism and build a communal society where all earthly life is protected and cared for is brutally long. read for 30 mins today if you can and drink plenty water. quiet time with self is restorative 💞✌🏾

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Dark chocolate tastes like milk chocolate that just received terrible news.

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

I’m done...

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

Oh, great dance will save us all. #twilight

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

Is nothing a red flag to this girl? He’s watching you sleep!!! It’s only ok when Santa does that. #twilight

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

Why is Edward so cheap? Tree climbing is one rung below Costco date.
#twilight

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

How is there an hour left!!!!! And then 3 more movies?!?!?!?!?! #twilight

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

He just said.. “I’ve killed people before”. This bitch said, “doesn’t matter”. Um....yes, yes it does! #twilight #shinebrightlikeadiamond

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

“I don’t have the strength to stay away from you”. “So don’t”. Is the EXACT conversation I have with my 2&3 Margarita tonight! and likely with hinge and tinder after 4 & 5. #twilight

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

I’m starting to think that Edward Cullen is a slightly more talkative Edward scissor hands.

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

Oh, shit Jacob! You gossipy b***h!

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

Hold Up, Hold up, Hold up... How is Edward all up in Bella’s bedroom without being invited?????? THIS IS NOT MY FIRST VAMPIRE MOVIE!!! Or drink tonight! #twilight

[Tessa @eviltwin0220]

Ok, wait... does everyone in this movie have fresh Botox? Or is that a side effect of Vampirism? Why is no ones face moving? #twilight