Chris Evans

Building @incident_io 🔥

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

Welling up watching this 🥺

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@zoink @soleio It’s utterly wild this was ever questioned.

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@t_blom Just don’t take away my semicolons; how else am I going to look smart?

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@Flighty @dtcdavid_ I just want to say it’s one of the single most valued apps on my iPhone. Fly a lot and it’s such a delight.

[Rory Bain @rorybain]

Earlier this year, we shipped a number of changes to make it faster to calculate who's on call.

We cut our CPU usage by 50% with some simple changes, but struggled to make a meaningful difference until we gave it to Opus 4.6 🧵 (1/7)

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@GergelyOrosz Affected me just now. Very annoying, as it was the only service I downloaded things on.

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@jonas Factoring in culture and controls, it doesn’t seem that wild to me.

Obvs this is great twitter fodder as stated, but I can imagine an eng org as mature as intercom isn’t going to blindly set the target without some back pressure/constraint around reliability etc.

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@HarryStebbings Smeg Bean to cup. Low faff, looks nice, great coffee. (BCC02 is what to search for).

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

Got it (and sorry for the delay here). This is totally a gap on behalf, but one that we'll be closing in the not-too-distant future. Two key developments we're thinking about:

- Heartbeat monitoring / pingdom-esque checks so you can automatically display uptime, latency, etc.

- Additional status page checks, so you can automatically show the status of services/companies you depend on.

Will keep you posted!

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@ouraring please can you fix some basics of activity detection? You know my location, and suggesting “Downhill skiing” as an activity when I was riding a bike in sunny California seems like such a miss for an otherwise epic product.

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@CodeWizard @upstatsystem Anything we could do to make it better than fine for you?

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

Groomers out tonight in Palisades 💪

Hoping to get one final day of decent skiing in before heading home.

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@palisadesops any word on opening likelihood/times tomorrow?

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@Sophia__Mark Hey, we have "True Advanced Automation" too 😅

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@_jdevansh @EXM7777 That’s what https://t.co/s18FPqNMjT is for 😉

[incident.io @incident_io]

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[angelo @giaccoangelo]

Merry Christmas to everyone except the person who designed incidentio logo so my gf thinks I have tinder in my dock

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@goteleport @spaceliftio @GetCortexApp @incident @glean @Carahsoft @incident_io 😉

Great night though!

[Chris Evans @evnsio]

@wafflesvonmaple @hahnbeelee @densumesh 😅 Is incident really known for being $$$?! We're definitely more economical than the green alternative.