Elliot V. Schoemaker

Founder, finder, fink. 20 years in Digital Commerce.

[Kumar🇺🇸 @datarade]

This could genuinely be a scene from the Office.

[The NT News @TheNTNews]

IT’S BEEN A SHITHOUSE YEAR.

BUT TODAY IS FRIDAY.

[Prof Ray Wills @ProfRayWills]

Sorry, we were right.

Study confirms Climate Models getting future warming projections right

Alan Buis @NASAJPL

#ClimateChange
#ClimateEmergency

#LeastWrong

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Nina Turner calls Mike Bloomberg an "oligarch."

Is he?

He's worth $60 billion.
He makes $2 billion a year off that.
He's using this year's $2 billion to buy the presidency.
He just bought his way onto debate stage.

Yes.

[Climate Council @climatecouncil]

.@Guardian will become the first major global news organisation to ban advertising from oil & gas companies.

“Our decision is based on the decades-long efforts by many in that industry to prevent meaningful climate action by governments around the world." https://t.co/mcg6U2grzr

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Same article, but replace fire with flood.

[The Conversation - Australia + New Zealand @ConversationEDU]

Building standards give us false hope. There's no such thing as a fireproof house: https://t.co/KHcNKnzEGH @GeoffHanmer @UNSW #AustraliaBushfires #auspol

[Lachlan Williams @lawksland]

Wow look another funding coincidence.

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

If McKenzie’s position wasn’t indefensible before, it damn well is now.

https://t.co/j4eCkdLuky

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

I guess this is a decent re-introduction to Twitter... I joined 13 god-damned years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Spam volumes following a domain rego these days is absolutely obnoxious.

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Not sure how I feel about this sock-swag trend. I miss the days of pens and bottle openers...

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Oh, well of course that’s fine. #infiniterage

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Yes. Yes we are.

[MacRumors.com @MacRumors]

iOS 12 Users Running Current Beta Plagued With Popup Prompting an Update https://t.co/rPSnAR3W7w by @julipuli

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Too close for comfort.

[Scott Ludlam @Scottludlam]

just enjoying this brief moment of nobody being prime minister #auspol

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

@timand2037 @CarlaOrtizO Could y'all stop accidentally fucking mentioning me that'd be great.

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

@nandihno Check your coverage for Optus 2300MHz LTE. They're capped at 10MBit down, 1 up. It's really good here in New Farm

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

@NBN_Australia I am subscribed. But you e removed all future plans...

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Finally ditched @Telstra for @vividwireless 4G LTE at home. Dreamy stuff since @NBN_Australia is probably another 10 years away...

[Elliot V. Schoemaker @evs]

Same with demographic data. High traffic “window shoppers” are more prevalent in US, hence high traffic, low CVR online stores.