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@GWRHelp Left a black Kirkland suitcase with a grey neck pillow attached on the 13:03 Reading→Paignton, carriage J rack above seat 55 or so. I got off at Westbury. Lost property form submitted, but Westbury’s power is out so they can’t reach the train. Can you contact the crew?

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@TangledUpInNews hello good sir. when you write movie lists please do not reveal the ending of a movie in the very first sentence of your review/ summary! it sort of defeats the point of the list in the first place if the movie is ruined by reading it! that is all. thanks!

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@CoxHelp i just upgraded from 500mbps to 1 gig service and i’m seeing that others got upgraded hardware to the PW8 gateway. but i tried a chat rep and they told me the 1 gig plan isn’t compatible with the PW8, and tried to upsell me to the 2 gig plan. but that can’t be right?

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WISE GUY FLY #18

Chilled out vibe on this one. Has the author given up completely? In some ways yes, but sometimes life isn’t always a gag. Most of our lives are composed of simple moments, the hum drum, the quiet buzz of everydayness, a quiet dignity. Muh!

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WISE GUY FLY #17

What do they teach you in school? You shovel shit then you die. In Sisyphusian style our friend wise guy fly takes up his role as provider for his family. Does he like it? No. So why does he do it? Because that’s just how the cookie crumbles man

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WISE GUY FLY #14

Crime pays alright. But it’s a loan that you gotta return some day or another. Whether you are an international mastermind or a petty shoplifter, your time will come, and it’s not gonna be pretty! The moral of this story is that all crime is wrong

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WISE GUY FLY #13

Wise guy fly dont’ do it. Everyone loves you and your whimsical adventures. Wise guy fly noooooo!!!!!!

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WISE GUY FLY #10

W.g.f- kevetching complainer or champion of gnostic theology? He may have sussed that the material world is a demonic ploy of the demiurge, but can he stop whining for one moment to achieve wisdom? We’ll see

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WISE GUY FLY #8

Just like the squirrel needs his nut for nutrition and sustinence, so man and all other mammalian kind need another type of ‘nut’ to fulfill their needs- need I say more? I needn’t. Just read it

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WISE GUY FLY #7

In the long and venerable tradition of daily comic strips an extended edition has been reserved for Sundays, the sabbath and day of rest- but in a bold break with tradition, we present the ‘Saturday special’- sure to rile the traditionalists, but screw em!

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@ZENO0Z really funny stuff mashugana balls

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WISE GUY FLY #1

imagine yourslef in New York City in 1974. 911 hasn’t happened yet so everything’s peachy right? Wrong. It’s a cesspit of urban decay and squalor: in this unholy Babylon we find our protagonist, a small time ex associate ‘wise guy fly’- let’s see what happens!

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WISE GUY FLY #2

Big fat rat gets metaphysical in this one- who would’ve thought a trash can would become platos academy, a place of profoundity? Wise guy fly ain’t having none of it, he’s a pragmatist but he doesn’t know it (he didn’t get an education growing up)- Mushugana!

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@RayraySugarbutt i voted…

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I just voted for Rayray Sugarbutt to win $ Vid of the Year! Cast your vote here ➡️ https://t.co/0KgnI76jJ8 #ManyVidsAwards2025

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@ZENO0Z when i say pound cake i mean

well i think u know where i’m going with

sexual

i take a deep breath and push the feelings deeper, deeper, the pound cake acting like a. an instrument used to push things, but this time its emotions

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@ZENO0Z when i say eat the rich i mean a rich flan. or a buttery pound cake. come
with me on this journey

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self love starts with the fart/anus smell. balls as well

my doctor: yes correct

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at the end of the day, it’s just about to be the next day. as if u didn’t know that.

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head pounding. pounding, making pounds. heart smirking. penis scowling