Batlord United

The Wish version of a stand up comedian and/or photographer. Host of “Hey! Remember That?” podcast. Deathmatch Dipshit.

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

I think Jimmy just appears anytime there’s a deathmatch show. Like instantly ripped away from what he’s doing and suddenly he’s in AC and he may or may not have his gear bag.

[brett lauderdale @Lauderdale11]

Ya know what im sayin

[Jamaal is a nice guy. @CantStopJamaal]

RKO A FUCKING NAZI

[tommy two thotty @thatdudeTG]

ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRR #GCWToSXi @GCWrestling_

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

I always watch the OG TOS before the live show. It’s become tradition and I get to be reminded why I love Danny and Markus.

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

My shit hurts just thinking about doing a warped tour again. 35 is the new 73.

…and get off my lawn.

[Draven Star-Dahmer.//.The Pagan Priestess @thedoomdoll]

Who else is going to DC Warped Tour and grew up with the bands?
Who’s bringing ibuprofen?
Who got the earplugs?
I know I’m the heffa with the sunscreen and Narcan.

YALL FEETS, BACK, & HIPS WILL HURT BEFORE DAY 2!!! Please listen to your Goth Nana 🖤

See you there 😘

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Bear Bronson is a proud bisexual profesional wrestler. He came out to the wrestling world during Pride Month in 2024. Bronson has been a fixture in AEW & ROH, and has become a prominent figure in independent wrestling in companies like GCW, Wrestling Open, and many more. He's currently one half of the TNA Tag Team Champions and is the violent artist of The System.

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

That’s how we finally get flying cars and boards that ACTUALLY hover.

[tad @ghostofthesun89]

They should add Adderall to the public water supply

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

There hasn’t been, nor will there ever be, a movie that’s more perfect than The Goonies.

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

Hunter Biden is going to single-handedly unite the country.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

coworker asked me if ive been “seeing those hunter biden tweets” baby i can recite them. i pledge allegiance to them.

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

Oh shit they listened.

[Mari ౨ৎ @marisportspicks]

Keep them coming! @MLBHR

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i’ve watched that robot kick that chinese kid at least 4,000 times today

[Lҽɯα♡🎀 @snnowwww]

Cannabis isn’t for everyone.
But pretending alcohol is safer is intellectual dishonesty disguised as tradition !!

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Smoking crack doesn't make you a bad person.

Hiring prostitutes doesn't make you a bad person.

Drunk texting women doesn't make you a bad person.

Raping defenseless children with Jeffrey Epstein makes you a bad person.

Hope this clears things up.

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

I’m not even IN the business and I resent 95% of the fanbase.

[Hot Take Hylas 🇵🇸 @hottakehylas]

The best thing wrestlers can do is not be on here. It can just get messy at any time. You'll end up resenting a huge part of the fanbase, and I just don't think it's worth the limited amount of promotion & exposure you may get

I don't really see the upside

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

100% of abortions are 0% of your fucking business.

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

Make sure the trophy is with those ashes tho…

[anakin murphy @anakinsadmurphy]

SCATTER MY ASHES ACROSS ST. LOUIS

TOMORROW
OVER MY DEAD BODY

[Batlord United @existincrisis]

A niche of a niche doesn’t need in-fighting. Just really violent pre-meditated fighting.

[dannydemanto @dannydemanto]

as you all know…

Deathmatch Wrestling has a huge place in my heart.

I want it to continue to grow all around the fuckin’ world no matter what three letters are at the top of the marquee.

This weekend is one of the biggest DM weekends of the year.

Remember, JUST HAVE FUN!