Kelly Berning

[Kelly Berning @exkellyarmus]

@katvs14 Poor thing that is insane 😩

[Michelle Rial @TheRialMichelle]

I initially didn't tweet this out myself because it was part of 70 new charts exclusive to my (recently released) book — but the internet had other ideas so here it is from me, the person who made it 😊

[Kelly Berning @exkellyarmus]

That DiscoCover Weekly playlist had my mind reeling for a minute there. Like “ok I know I love ABBA but do I really listen to them enough to warrant this?” @Spotify

[Pamela Mertz @StutterRockStar]

@realDonaldTrump President Trump, do you know that Biden stutters? Like 3 million other Americans do? Like I do. Maybe what looked like “tongue tied” to you was an actual stuttering block. Has nothing to do with IQ. https://t.co/2VqzibmP3U

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Bryan Cranston has been cast as a disabled man in the movie “The Upside,” sparking a conversation about representation in Hollywood.

[hannah @supersendsauce]

going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

They need to scrap the entire Fantastic Beasts series anyway and just give us the Tom Riddle prequels we deserve. The Order Of The Phoenix origins, Lily and James, young Severus etc

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey don’t have a gender reveal party. Just have the doctor tell you and then that’s it.

[Logan from Logans Roadhouse @LogansRoadHouze]

Hey.... You're welcome

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

99 Warriors: No. 68, national champion and two-time All-American captain Jim Stillwagon. https://t.co/1X9svsA7VV

[Operation Smile @operationsmile]

Together, we can change the world! 🌏

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

What is happening...this campaign ad is like, "CAN YOU BELIEVE OUR SENATOR TAUGHT CHILDREN AND PLAYS THE TRUMPET!?!?! I'M GOING TO GO KNOCK HIM OFF HIS TRACTOR WITH MY JET! HAHAH! LOOK!! HE DROPPED HIS TRUMPET!!!!"

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

In honor of #AprilFools let's celebrate the most mediocre prankster around, Prank Sinatra. #NewGirl

[Zilla @GoodZiIIa]

[doctor looking at my xrays]

doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of

me: what

doctor: skeletons

[Kelly Berning @exkellyarmus]

@GregLehmkuhl 🙏🏼

[Kelly Berning @exkellyarmus]

@GregLehmkuhl Am I cut?

[Kelly Berning @exkellyarmus]

Also now realizing that all of my recent tweets are about texting my parents sooo clearly I am a very cool person 😎🤙🏼

[Kelly Berning @exkellyarmus]

Pro tip: Dads are insightful af when it comes to hair salons.

[Brené Brown @BreneBrown]

When someone tells you that you can't support responsible gun ownership AND gun reform, take a breath, find your courage, and speak truth to bullshit. Both are possible. At the exact same time. Don't let people frame the debate for you.

Read more here: https://t.co/GqqAFdkjlm

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Jim Stillwagon, "Super Sophomore" and two-time All-American defensive lineman, passes away at 68. https://t.co/AslSbTXRq5