*Platner gets a Nazi tattoo, sexts multiple women while newly married, maintained a profile on a site know for child predators, says racist and antisemitic shit*
Ken: “Yeah whatever but Susan Collins is old.”
*Susan Collins maybe had an affair in 1974*
Ken: “DOES ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS???”
E. Jean Carroll’s own account of when the alleged attack happened is a comedy of shifting dates that should have ended the case on day one:
- She first pinned it to the last few months of 1994 or 1995 (based on the wool dress and tights, no coat).
Then she corrected herself: “I mean ‘95–’96.”
- At some point it was brought up that Birnbach, her main witness and the person she called within minutes of the attack, traveled to Mar-a-lago Feb. 1996 and wrote a glowing review on Trump.
- Then, citing her friend Lisa Birnbach, she insisted it must have been after February 1996, because Birnbach interviewed Trump at Mar-a-Lago for a glowing New York magazine piece in February 1996.
Carroll’s logic: “Lisa never would have gone down there if she knew what Trump had done to me.”
- Then, when pressed on cross-examination to pick a date, she immediately walked it back: “I’m not sure… my best guess is spring of 1996… although it possibly could have been in the fall of 1995.”
So the attack was before February 1996, after February 1996, maybe 1994, definitely 1995-96, she wishes she could give a date but can’t, and heaven help her if she could. Got it.
The absurdity is off the charts. If this is what passes for credible evidence in America, we don’t have a justice system anymore.