SkillingthemSoftly🔪

punch me

[| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name | @_maybe_not_ever]

If you pack foods that taste better with a hint of lemon, the ants won’t infest your romantic picnic, they’ll enhance it.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

We're all our own special kind of neurotic. I think that's groovy.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

do you leave the tv on for your cat or dog when you leave the house or are you worse than Hitler

[🔸Sol🔸 @xfleshandbonesx]

Staring contest (I won)

[B @_Bubblish]

cheesecakes

[Ms. Creature @ms5unshine]

Feels

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Budweiser premiers new ad campaign featuring people setting bald eagles on fire

[Sandy @Sandy62347]

Good luck and take care

Translation: Go fuck yourself and go fuck yourself

[SkillingthemSoftly🔪 @expiredimage]

@Ric335 @AnneHatfieldVO You're overthinking again

[SkillingthemSoftly🔪 @expiredimage]

Everything was better when Baywatch was on.

[qɹooʞǝ @loveyahbrooke]

fee soccer practice featuring a stick for a snack

[SkillingthemSoftly🔪 @expiredimage]

@TwinkletitMcgee The glove did not fit!!

[SkillingthemSoftly🔪 @expiredimage]

@blahblasbla @lemonade_grrrl @dennismc17 Lmfaooo

[ДρøℂДℓУρ✞îℂ ฬ๏๓คภ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @W0nderW0manW0w]

I’m here for anarchy and cute animals.

[kdin @wooperbot]

i forgot how to read this is fucking awful

[the kid @basicallytori]

been spending too much time with my dog all i do is eat and lay around all day

[the kid @basicallytori]

one thing about me, i’m always gonna commit to the bit

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Politely declining bad news from now on

[Sturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2]

@exjon Birds aren’t real, and bourbon tastes terrible.

[Halloween Countdown @HalloweenCounts]

195 Days Until #Halloween 🎃