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I drop my pants to my ankles and lift my shirt to pee.

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Navi from LoZ but it's Willem Dafoe from The Lighthouse screaming "HARK"

[Sober Nights Crew 💦🥩 @ITYSLSober]

I am 1 month sober today!

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@elonmusk Bro didn't you fire a Twitter engineer because you didn't like the real explanation on why you're not popular? Lmao

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Shitting in the Mexican restaurant before ordering to assert dominance

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@PhilPfromLC1 Yes sir. Y'all good?

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

if Justin Roiland is gonna end up on the outs in the adult animation / comedy industry, i say we give all of his roles to Tim Robinson to do with as he will

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@iUsedToBeADuck

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@YoshiiElAttar

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@jordanbpeterson I know you read your own videos comments bro, c'mon

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@mugshawtys This is where I live lol

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@mugshawtys https://t.co/8UxyvYTJFG

[Sam O'Nella @Sam_ONella]

(guy listening to Death Grips for the first time) "Wow this shit goes hard, I bet their fans throw total ragers. There's no way they're all weird shut-in turbonerds!"

[Karl Marx @marxhaunting]

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism.

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Drunk enough to kill God

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Bbq corn best corn

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You ever get so lonely you call your dad?

Lmao jk

Unless...

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@dwilly117 Right here

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@dwilly117 What about Goth Brooks?