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[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

@fakehistoryhunt Well, fuck me sideways this is unutterably awesome.

...of course, every word that can be teased out is a miracle and a treasure.

But are we allowed to hope that Philodemus the Epicurean kept some works by his rival stoics in a section that wasn't looted 200 years ago?🥺

[Doktor Argus Faux @DokFaux]

HEY KIDS! It's TIME FOR THE SHOW, THE MOVIE! #indiefilm #comedy #subgenius #dontthink
https://t.co/35fmYBllnr

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

@EmmaSzewczak Ah, I see someone knocked three times on Malthus' gravestone again.

*downs pint, grabs rune-engraved shovel by the door on the way out*

[wint @dril]

the IDF has bombed Disneyland after reports that a hamas member was wearing a mask and running around there like a scooby doo villain

[Megg @actualmegg]

nah you know what it sucks that i have this account back. i should get banned again

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

Democracy might well die in darkness. But usually, Democracy Dies clenched firmly in the hands of the overconfidently righteous while everyone yells at them to stop fucking around you fucking dingus real people are dying right now

[Drill Bill, DDS @SarkastikB]

Countdown until a Speaker Mike Johnson gay male escort controversy …

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

@bellcurver @OwenJones84 Follow your leader, Nazi.

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

Become a CotS certified Human Optimisation Specialist and make money from home with our Master Class in artistic chainsaw sculpture. Apply at https://t.co/rr6N6XbrXm now
#SubGenius #education

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

@saar_simmo @LaraFriedmanDC @Nrg8000 I see. If members of an ethnic group is seen on TV celebrating horrific crimes in public, there is sufficient evidence to justify militarised mass murder, starvation and forced displacement of members of that ethnic group from an area. I shall keep it in mind.

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

@unity @patrickklepek Yeah, yeah, all will be well until the next time the execubots have a brainshart and yank your chain. Already switched to a platform which isn't leashed to a pack of randos with business school damage and not even the most basic comprehension of how their product works.

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

Just discovered that prairie squid are on the Norwegian 'forbidden' list. We tried to baptize one in Slack and now it won't stop staring into our souls. Local SubGenius perverts forming a cult around it. It's like Animal Farm meets Eyes Wide Shut up here. #SubGenius #NordicWeird

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

@MC_Etching @lartist ᛬ᚠᚭᚴ᛬
ᚭᚱ ᛁᚠᚢᛁᚾ ᛬ᚼᛁᛚᚢᛐᛁᛌ ᚠᚭᚴᛁᚾᛌ ᚠᚭᚴ᛬

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

Current worst case scenario for unchecked human resource extraction: our solar system gets another Venus.

Current worst case scenario for unchecked AI development: Elon fails to throw a bucket of water over the servers in time, is replaced by the Son of Clippy

#SubGenius

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

Probably most historically inaccurate but understandable take in all of US land use/housing/transport discourse:

US cities were not built for cars. The car industry destroyed them to make room for its products.

Not symbolically — With bulldozers, dynamite, and wrecking balls.

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

@StevePeers @alexillustrator This was always the founding project of conservatism in Europe. The struggle to protect inherited privilege and feudal assets against the rise of democracy and the undeserving underclass. Their support for democracy is opportunistic, discarded when no longer seen as useful.

[Doktor Argus Faux @DokFaux]

Tbh the French still do this

[St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas]

There are people who'll take one for the team, and then there's Mímir, whose soul is clearly made of teflon-coated orbicular granite.

[Mímir Kristjánsson @mimirk]

Vurderer du å stemme Rødt i Rogaland, men er usikker på om du skal gjøre det?

Send meg en privat melding med telefonnummeret ditt, så skal jeg ringe opp og overbevise deg.

For nå står det om hver eneste stemme!

[apocalypse fatigue @Psychopompous1]

What if Weird Al covered Schism by Tool but his version was called ‘Tism ? Somebody at him