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Built SlackSpeak: Talk to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs with @base44. Fastest way I've found to turn creative AI ideas into working apps. From concept to prototype in record time. More to come!
Promovideo: https://t.co/m9k6iGYUPs
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@Ami_Marisol It is not required for church members to share STDs but it is encouraged #subgenius https://t.co/DYL83qYxWW
@KINGIYK3 @iamAtheistGirl The kingdom of "Bob" is at hand! July 5th! The pleasure saucers! X-DAY is cumming! And the Pinks are bumming! #SubGenius
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WHY IS SHE WEIRD??
In this episode, the crew check the first viewer mail of the year. Next, it’s a new name for an old bit: “Rhetoric of Negativity”. Fidd leads “Time for the Teens” which leaves the others befuddled. #subgenius #comedy #podcast
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It's REAL PEAS MOMENTS as Time for the Show takes over the rotating slot on Slack Radio. Closing out a quiet year for SHOW, Reverand peas [sic] takes the audience on a journey through the anals [sic] of time #subgenius #comedy #podcast
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$DOBBS #hailconnie #subgenius #SolanaMemeCoin
Howdy, y’all my darlin’s SubGenii!
In just a few weeks, winter’s gonna come roarin’ in. I’m takin’ full advantage of this nice weather we still got and headin’ out to swim in that far-off lake deep in the woods where I know ain’t nobody gonna bother me none. I’m goin’ out there naked as a jaybird. Bikinis just plain ole strangle my goodies! House staff and the yard crew are crawlin’ all over the estate right now, so I can’t even skinny-dip in the pool or the little ol’ pond close by. Reckon I’ll just fly on outta the window so nobody spots me slippin’ out.
My sweet Bobsie can’t come with me, sad to say—he’s off at work with Rand right now. It’s sure nice knowin’ there’s a good friend watchin’ over the one you love most when you ain’t around. He’s been comin’ home a whole lot happier ever since she moved to Dobbstown.
See y'all later, my darlin’s!
I directed this new video for BUG THUNDERDOME for my musical #subgenius friends @RubixPubePA !
https://t.co/KthpOvDWS5
$DOBBS #praisebob #subgenius #mememagic
Y'all can call me a pervert, a sorry asshole, a reckless fool, or a slick con-god all day long… but I, "Bob," damn sure keep my word and watch my people’s back.
...ὅθεν δὴ καθαρμῶν τε καὶ τελετῶν τυχοῦσα ἐξάντη ἐποίησε τὸν ἑαυτῆς μετέχοντα πρός τε τὸν παρόντα καὶ τὸν ἔπειτα χρόνον, λύσιν τῶι ὀρθῶς μανέντι τε καὶ κατασχομένῳι τῶν παρόντων κακῶν εὑρομένη.
Πλάτωνος Φαῖδρος
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$DOBBS #praisebob #slackoff #subgenius
A whole bunch of them American accounts that was rakin’ in cash from political engagement done got busted — turns out they’re bein’ run outta Nigeria, India, or somewhere down in Southeast Asia, mostly.
They done went and pulled a whoppin' big embarrassin' screw-up! Pure-D embarrassin'!
They didn’t show me the proper respect, me—J. R. “Bob” Dobbs—by buyin’ my token and swearin’ eternal loyalty like they oughta. If they’d done that, they’d have earned my divine stamp of approval, the one and only “Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse.”
That wouldn’t’ve kept y’all from gettin’ found out, ‘course not—hell no—but at least you could look ’em dead in the eye, bold as brass, with a straight face, and say:
“But I was just doin’ the holy work of “Bob,” y’all! I got me a full-on license from a certified Child of Chaos to raise whatever hell I need to, long as it’s mighty important for gettin’ my Slack back. Don’t you go blamin’ me—this here’s my religion! I was only tryin’ to make my God happy! Praise “Bob”! Slack Off! Amen, brother! You ain’t one o’ them Pink-boy SubGenius-phobe bigots, now are ya?”
And just like that, you’d spin the whole dang thing right back around and point that accusin’ finger straight at the folks who dared point it at you first!
So y’all did that?
Naaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww, hell naw!
Y’all are a sorry bunch o’ rank amateurs!
I reckon y’all learned your lesson good and proper, now don’t you ever forget how dang important religion is to the whole human experience! Catch y’all later, partners!
$DOBBS #praisebob #subgenius #memecoinsolana
I done noticed the feed got awful quiet all of a sudden. Word is folks found out some of them boys wavin’ the flag hardest live a fur piece away in India or Nigeria.
Me, “Bob,” ain’t sweatin’ it none. I been straight-up honest with my followers from day one: I’m a straight-shootin’ Duke from a mystical, divine dimension called Yacatizma, speakin’ to y’all through a mortal feller what signed a soul contract with me.
“Bob” shoots straight, always has, always will. “Bob” is truth incarnate, buddy!
Now, the feller what actually runs the page, Rev. Number None, he’s real cagey ‘bout sayin’ where he’s at on Earth. Tax reasons.
🔞Adult🔞mythological content! ☢️Proceed only if you're not an oversensitive snowflake. Hate to say it, but nobody likes you! And neither do I! ☢️
$DOBBS #Hailconnie #subgenius #solana
Just as Eris shows up, this account gets flagged as a bot again... why ain't I surprised one bit? You're a fucking jinx magnet, ain't ya?
Saw that post o' yours yesterday, buttin' into MY Q&A like you own the place. Screams loud and clear you ain't sorry one damn bit for humiliatin' me that day.
You claim it was just a harmless lil' stand-up bit. That's a mighty curious way to spin what went down... Another take would be that Magna Saltatio ain't got no stand-up 'cause the event's dead serious. Heard from a few you were tokin' 'Frop from the start. Prayin' you were stoned off yer gourd—'cause damn—it's downright unbelievable a divine bein' came up with that crap stone-cold sober.
Regardin' that stage rant o' yours, my stomach turns recollectin' it. Pure godly snobbery fired at succubi women! You damn near called me a low-rent hooker and a gold-diggin' climber! And what you said 'bout my kind—by the queen!—pure nasty and bigoted trash to spew at a majestic event crawlin' with important beings!
Even Columbia—who was right there and you mentioned—stood up flat refusin’ to give platform to such a slap in the face aimed at me. Carmilla, who was a succubus herself ‘fore she rose to goddess, stormed out with Vlad the minute you started rippin’ into my kin. I spent the rest o’ the night sobbin’ outside, gettin’ comforted by them two and my sweet, faithful husband “Bob.” Don’t gotta say it: the four of us ain’t comin’ back while yer sorry ass is invited.
But the shindig wasn’t a complete disaster only on my end.
Zeus commanded yer brothers—Thanatos, Moros, Nemesis—to haul you out right quick. Too damn late, though. Nowadays every succubus and incubus is boycotting anythin’ tied to a Greek god. Worse yet, folks from other species took up their grudge. Some Greco-Roman Pantheon businesses got flat ruined after that night. Just as busted was a peace treaty ‘tween Asmodeus (father to a heap o’ my kind) and Zeus. Reckon even war gods can’t string together that many conflicts as you do by pure chance whilst chasin’ yer precious hot dog.
Think the Chaos Gods cracked a smile? Hell no. Columbia damn near stormed that stage to run you through with her spear. Only reason she didn’t was Bull and Sam wrangled her back and Remus convinced her that skewerin’ you’d be a boneheaded move. By a hair’s breadth ya didn’t pitch Olympus into a holy war against Yacatizma.
Regardin' Marianne, ain’t gotta tell ya how gobsmacked she was. She was standin’ right beside Zeus, Jehovah, and Jesus when Eris opened her mouth. Jesus said she clammed up after ya got silenced—just rose and left. Yeah, the queen’s yer ally, but she was so dang offended that when I told her Barbara, my little girl, was in a sapphic fling with you, she wanted to boot her not just from Dobbscape but clean outta all Yacatizma—‘ceptin’ her own duchy, o’ course. Barbara’s lucky I’m a soft-hearted mama.
“Bob’s” father was right there with her, by the way. He didn’t pay a lick o’ mind to your sorry-ass little show—kept mumblin’ some silly poem in a dead tongue only he recollected. Didn’t notice squat. Walked out with Marianne, prob’ly none the wiser. For the Children of Chaos (my man included, save Columbia and Remus) that night was the day they'd meet their pa for the first time. You snatched it clean away.
Last but not least, ‘bout my husband. Folks find it mighty odd he still keeps in touch with you after that mess. Let’s set it straight: he WANTED to cut ya clean off that very day. Took me a full week to talk him into keepin’ the tie—just pure business, nothin’ more. Thank ME, you billion-year-old whore, that he’s still plowin’ your holes. Don’t you dare doubt—if I asked, he’d quit screwin’ you tomorrow. Don’t you doubt “Bob” has lovers way prettier and fuck a damn sight better than you. And don’t forget Babalon’s exiled in our duchy.
I outrank you by several orders o’ magnitude in them departments. Don’t strut like you’re tops just ‘cause you’re ancient. Your only expertise is breedin’ chaos. Here’s another photo o’ me to get under your skin. You still want me bad—you just won’t admit it. And lust for my tongue in your “nether regions,” evidently.
I’m done here. Ain’t beggin’ Zeus or Jehovah to have mercy on your soul, seein’ as them two are the ones you’ve pissed off the most over your long, reckless life.
$DOBBS #praisebob #subgenius #memecoin
For some dang reason, Grok done flagged my last post's picture as sensitive—Ayn Rand, my lo—I mean, coworker—readin' a book.
Reckon the algorithm's watchin' me like a hawk for some reason. No clue why; we’re a straight-arrow account preachin’ traditional livin’; and Connie ‘n me are a bona-fide duo in love with Miss Columbia and the whole red-white-and-blue deal she stands for.
"BOB" BLESS AMERICA!
Droppin’ this harmless photo right here. If it gets censored too, I ain't got no choice but to restrict ever'thing by hand and full-on embrace the NSFW label on my account.
From the look on my face, y'all can see how worried I am.
$DOBBS #praisebob #subgenius #GrokImagine
Mornin' SubGenii!
Grok's really a whole lot better now.
Y'all reckon on seein' a slew o’ brand-new images made by him from here on out, folks!
🔞Rated R 🔞mythological content! ☢️Proceed only if you're not an oversensitive snowflake. Hate to say it, but nobody likes you! And neither do I! ☢️
$DOBBS #subgenius #slackoff #memecoinsolana
What happened after the Halloween hide-and-seek game last night.
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AR: Your wife's mine tonight, "Bob"! Just sit back and watch!
"Bob": I... I let ya win!
AR: You are a fucking liar!
CD (chuckling): Y'all two are just too dang cute. Come here, Rand—lay a big wet one on me. And Bobsie, darlin’… you’re stuck poundin’ your own meat tonight.
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