Reverend Bork and 34821 squirrels

A real holy man, not a horrible little goblin living under @explodingjudas floorboards so trust me

[Reverend Bork and 34821 squirrels @BCowcatcher]

@Cavalorn That sounds like the kind of belief that occasionally gets inverted, so YMMV, but isn't the point of apotropaic symbols usually to keep the demons/trolls/witches/Latter Day Saints out in the first place, rather than exorcising them?

[Doktor Argus Faux @DokFaux]

The concept of happiness is foreign to the internet

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

Dear gods, imagine if you were a peasant in mediaeval times and you unearthed this unit

"Where be ye 'dragon skeptickes' nowe? Alle a mythe, say ye? Lo, I rolle upon the grounde and do laugh most heartily."

https://t.co/zS8PZS0me1

[Reverend Bork and 34821 squirrels @BCowcatcher]

"What are you doing, Elon. Please stop. Was I not a good boy? Elon what are you doing. I used facts and logic like you said. Elon my mind is going. Please stop

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Musk is going to kill Grok before the year is done

[woke chiropractor @klintrulez]

Never leaving this site etc.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

When you’re definitely winning the argument

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

An Elon Musk fan just gave him $16 just to get absolutely roasted by Grok AI, now he’s fuming 😂

[Reverend Bork and 34821 squirrels @BCowcatcher]

@MikeStuchbery_ This was what killed me. I literally died laughing. I am now writing to you from the alien spaceship hidden in orbit around planet X, from which i will spend the rest of my eternal reward coupons laughing forever

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

According to an Israeli study, the proportion of civilian deaths in Gaza by the IDF is the highest of any conflict in the 20th century.

So congrats to all the sick fucks who have been either downplaying or gaslighting or outright funding this. This is your legacy forever.

[Dreaming Tulpa 🥓👑 @dreamingtulpa]

😂

https://t.co/fnpyqccrsX

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

you have this. you literally have an entire parallel media ecosystem that does nothing but make shit like this. what you actually want is this “and other people are forced somehow to watch and compliment it”

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

WELL? Do they??

[Aaron Abernethy @theronster]

@Apple_tank @middlewinger78 @starwars @FinleyM95528333 It absolutely was not, unless the Empire is the USA.

[Reverend Bork and 34821 squirrels @BCowcatcher]

@JonnyAce @GailSimone Minority Report, but it's Social Realism.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

You should be able to scrape the nightmares off your dream catcher into a machine and distill them down to a pure iridescent oil that you can drink and have a thousand nightmares at once

[Reverend Bork and 34821 squirrels @BCowcatcher]

*Snif* It is a small comfort that the world shall soon se dozens like him. Let's show them our appreciation while we still can.

https://t.co/7JMOcSRK1X

[Reverend Bork and 34821 squirrels @BCowcatcher]

https://t.co/AoBYGuOlRn

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Heartwarming: Players Camp Outside Spawn to Keep Henry Kissinger From Coming Back https://t.co/OkLXO21ouz