Jason Cochard

Chief troglodyte.

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Garlic game strong

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@Athens_Stranger Do not multiply shelf angles beyond necessity

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@gothburz It’s almost like removing all friction from the action of wiping every device in an entire enterprise is as dumb in peacetime as it is in wartime

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@NVIDIAGeForce @Palit_Global Myst #GeForceSummer

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@PavolRusnak Bouncing transactions off the moon using 21cm waves (1.42758313333 GHz)

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@skot9000 This 12.89 W/Th toy is so fast it needs extra pixels on the oled 🤣

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@Athens_Stranger Like, comment, and enable notifications to be alerted when Terrence explores the next symbol on his journey, the ‘+’

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If you ever need help finding magnetic north, just freeze some water during a Kp 9 solar storm @SunWeatherMan

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@skot9000 It looks like that rim just…sits there when not in use. Bruh imagine never selling 100% of your excess basketball talent back to the electricity grid.

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@csuwildcat The Identity is one who is able perform a valid Identification method, ie by proving they are in control of an Identifier. Messages that meet this burden can be thought of as originating from the Identity, or, endorsed by it

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@csuwildcat @saylor DIDs shouldn’t be inscribed on chain, but it is a good place to persist a tweaked Schnorr pubkey containing the hash of a DID (or a set of DIDs) whose data resides elsewhere

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@D_plus__plus @Croesus_BTC Sorry Mario, your princess is in one of 1.15792 x 10⁷⁷ other castles!

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@MrX0000001 do you have a photo of that tomb?

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@jameslavish Great thread. The game theory reminded me of punnet squares in genetics. Laser eyes -> recessive trait

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“It could be denominated in some new language that’s made up” — @SenWarren

[Mark Moss @1MarkMoss]

Only debt is backed by something
- what backs oil
- what backs gold
- what backs copper
- what backs #Bitcoin

Why is she allowed to speak on such matters 🤦‍♂️

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Added concurrency to the #Nostr vanity key miner
https://t.co/aL1zCHcvJK

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Credit Default Suisse

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Credit Suisse now has a probability of default of 47%. That is up from 38% just a few hours ago.

$CS is also offering crazy deposit rates of 6.5% to attract and retain deposits that are being moved out.

Do we see a bailout by this weekend ???

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@csuwildcat Does this mean you can buy a fraction of a dickbutt on bitcoin

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@Athens_Stranger Less than 2 months later 3/4/2001 season 1, episode 1 of The Lone Gunmen depicts a group of conspiracy theorists uncovering a military plot to crash a commercial airliner into the World Trade Center to fill the antagonist vacuum left by the USSR with terrorism & spark endless war