Emerald

It’s all an illusion

[Emerald @ezmereldine]

@sbk @afcbournemouth Fingers crossed, my little girl is the biggest cherries fan out there! 🥹🍒❤️🖤

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Coz I’m too messy
Then I’m too fucking clean

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Okay but who's the real winner of this series? She'll have earnt £94,000 in gay club appearances by February #TheTraitors

[big duntles @biglunty]

depressed bon jovi:

[Lara Terry @LaraRixon]

A moment for Alexander...The People's Princess #TheTraitors

[Dann013 @dann_013]

Gary Barlow - 'What is the crime? Having a son? A massive giant son?!'

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Happy Big Brother Launch Day to all those who celebrate #BBUK

[mk @mckennasonline]

this is the best part of selling sunset season 8 so far

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The most "Main Character Energy" I've ever seen in my life.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Miranda: Biden dropped out

Samantha: Oh, honey, we love a man who pulls out

Charlotte: this is going to ruin the seating plan for the DNC fundraiser at the gallery next week!

Carrie: Big is moving to Paris

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

how it feels to be on Twitter right now

[Hugh Brechin @HughRBrechin]

editor: you get those photos of English grief after the final whistle?
photographer: sure did boss, great big ass shot just like you asked
editor: what

[Emerald @ezmereldine]

Never eating paella again #EURO2024

[Brona C Titley @bronactitley]

I love telling taxi drivers I got more into football when England won the Euros two years ago, and they correct me that England didn’t win the Euros two years ago, and I correct them that England did win the Euros two years ago.

[Russell Warfield @russellwarfield]

🔵Reform won four seats.
🟢The Greens won four seats.

This graphic shows the four Reform seats. The four Green seats are lumped in with ‘other’.

It has begun. There will be more. Call it out when you see it.

Give the Greens the platform they have earned.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

Former Conservative MPs later today.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Jacob Rees Mogg can now return to his other job, as a night paralysis demon at an all boys boarding school.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.

[✨isobel harrop✨ @hispersonfriday]

Kier moving his stuff into Number 10