Ethan Willinger

Don’t go broke trying to look rich.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Jac Caglianone (23 years, 134 days) over his last 14 games:

3 Multi-HR Games
3 Games w/ 4+ Times Reaching Base Safely

The only player in the live-ball era (since 1920) to have such a 14-game span at a younger age (based on age on last day of span) was Reggie Jackson in 1969.

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

Deadly combo with the worst manager and worst bullpen in the league 🤢

[Jared Koller @JaredKollerKC]

What team currently leads the entire American League in hits?
The Kansas City #Royals. What a weird year.

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

After having a kid, it’s just so funny to think about single people taking a vacation to unwind

Unwind from what? Sleeping in?

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

Most jobs pay you to solve problems. Lucas Erceg somehow found one that pays millions to create them. #Royals #Clown #Loser

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣. Alot of people hated it but I think that might be because the jokes went over their head.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

The ’90s called. They want their schedule release back.

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@BenWarbecker002 @BookitWithTrent Right?! 😂😂😂 it’s only 20 points. Straight dip shit

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@tce2016 @Blaugranaology @DailyLoud 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@dasull32 @Chiefs @CoachBradden The transfer portal? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Once again, Veach cooked 🍽️

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

💀💀💀

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@Swift_Pilot @ChudTheBuilder This is truly so disgusting. My god like how does this clown has 170k followers.

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@PurrsonVT @grindfacetv Ok Karen 🤣 my god I always forget there are people with rocks in their head instead of brains

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

This is Diabolical 🤣🤣

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Mike Vrabel coming into the locker room next week after clapping his therapist's cheeks:

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@smbagger1 @AlbertBreer There is always some like you bro. Insufferable.

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@editti22 Great throw sir! Great throw 🔥🔥🔥

[Uncle Mal @UncleMalBets]

🚀💣 4/17 BallParkPal HR Plays 💣🚀

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Anything helps, fam 🤝

#Gambling𝕏 | #MLB

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@dexterkills64 @ClippedbyCam_ @GigglingGanon It’s always insane to me how we can all watch the same video and come away with completely opposite interpretations of what happened. These officers are pathetic. Drew his weapon immediately and starting screaming and escalating the situation. There’s a reason they lost the suit

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@msymsick17 @BallsackSports I remember being at your house behind target. Man I felt so bad watching your heart just get sucked from your body 😩

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

Tucson 🌵🌵.

[Justin Spears @JustinESports]

The Arizona Wildcats have arrived at McKale Center!

[Ethan Willinger @ezwillinger]

@CoachJeddFisch @Y_not_AZ With all due respect…. Shut the fuck up