Arnaud

#php developer, #cryptocurrency enthusiast. #photography, #skydiving & #motorbiking lover - Father of two & husband of one. Roaming in the IT world

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

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[Week-end Première @WEPremiere]

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[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@Ledger Feel free to get in touch with me if you want to get more details on it. This was mind-blowing and they are exploiting misleading information coming from you, which lead victims to think they are legit... you need to fix a few things.

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@Ledger

Is this legit ?

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@Ledger I sent you an email at [email protected] yesterday with the latest email from the scammer as an .eml file.
I wrote a complete article with what happened during 4 days... I decided to engage with them as long as I was feeling safe because I wanted to see how far they can go.

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@Ledger Ok, found multiple information and proof that this is NOT legit. Being the target of a VERY VERY well organised attempt to have access to my personal information and more, including cryptocurrency accounts via @ledger recover. 90% of humans would get hacked... will make a thread.

[Sherlock | DeFi Researcher @Sherlockwhale]

My Favourite Crypto Narrative is Dead: Bring Flowers, But Don’t Stay Long

Let’s cut through the hopium and be honest for a moment, crypto is no longer about “fundamentals,” “utility,” or whatever fancy word you would like to give it. It has always been a Graveyard of Narratives, where stories rise, bleed out, and are replaced by fresher, shinier corpses. If you’re still holding bags from the last cycle, congratulations, you’ve a souvenir. Let’s talk about this circus with the humour it legit deserves.

The Narrative Lifecycle: From Messiah to Meme (RIP)

Every crypto narrative follows the same tragic arc:

Phase 1:
"This Changes Everything!” In DeFi Summer 2020 we are Banking the unbanked (lol) they were shouting, yield farmers with their unaudited protocols were offering 10,000% APY. Total Value Locked (TVL) in DeFi exploded from $1B to $180B in 18 months and then came the hacks, rug-pulls, and Celsius implosion. Today, 90% of those “revolutionary” DeFi tokens trade at 95% below ATHs. But hey, at least we got a few Netflix documentaries out of it. Good thing right?

Phase 2:
" We’re the Future of this Industry” Gaming tokens? Axie Infinity’s $AXS peaked at $165. Now? $3.9. NFTs? Bored Apes turned from flexes to “please God, someone bid 5 ETH” fire sales. Real-World Assets (RWA)? RWA tokens are having a retirement home bingo night.

Phase 3:
" It’s Different This Time, We Have AI! OMG YAY” AI agents! Autonomous trading bots! Tokens with “GPT” in the name! Sound familiar huh? Remember when “blockchain” was slapped onto every failing startup in 2017? The AI narrative is just blockchain’s ChatGPT cosplay, same story.

Memecoins:

The Purest and Most Savage Expression of Crypto Memecoins are crypto’s identification now, with no pretence, no utility, just unapologetic gambling. Let’s talk about $CHILLGUY, the mascot of this category. Launched as the “anti-stress” token, it pumped 69,000% in a week after a viral TikTok of a guy eating cereal in a bathrobe. Today? Its Telegram is a ghost town, chart deader than FTX’s ethics and don't even talk about $POOPCAT.

Why memecoins win:

They’re honest. No gaslighting about “disrupting traditional finance.” Just vibes, memes, and screams of degenerates throwing their rent money.

The Exchange Listing Trap:

Exit Liquidity’s Grand Finale Here’s the dirty secret: Narratives don’t die, they get listed on Binance. By the time a trend hits tier-1 exchanges, the smart money is already cruising yachts.

Data doesn’t lie:

Coinbase Effect Study (2023): Tokens surge 91% on average pre-listing… then dump 72% within 90 days.

Binance Listings: Memecoins like $PEPE pumped 1,200% pre-listing, then bled out faster than my girlfriend on her periods (Sorry)

The AI Agent Hype:

Meet Your New Overlords Ser AI Agents! They’ll trade for you, meme for you, and probably drain your wallet “accidentally.”

Let’s laugh (sorry look) at the data: 2024 AI token market cap: $45B (up from $2B in 2022).

Reality: 99% of these “agents” are ChatGPT wrappers with extra steps. Look at where $AGIX and $FET are today.

$NOVAs whitepaper promises AGI (DAMN), but NOVA’s current capabilities peak at posting futuristic wallpapers. And yet, we FOMO in, because who needs AGI when you have Lambo dreams?

Pro tip: If your AI coin's greatest cultural impact is a Telegram group arguing about how they are launching a new mega update and it will change your lives, you’re not the future of consciousness, you’re a therapy session for bagholders.

How to Survive the Carnival (Without Becoming a Clown)

The 3-Month Rule:

Narratives have the lifespan of a fruit fly on Red Bull. Buy rumours, sell the “partnership” press release.

Follow the Dumb Money:

When Crypto Twitter starts posting “THIS IS NOT A DIP” and a new update on the project is coming, grab your exit bag.

Embrace Cynicism:
If they are begging you not to sell your bags and they are still holding, ask yourself: “Would this person sell me their grandmother for ETH?”

Conclusion:

Narratives Are Temporary, Bags Are Forever. Crypto these days is less of a tech revolution and more of a cultural psychosis these days. Narratives rise, retail piles in, and the cycle repeats. The graveyard is full of tombstones: DeFi, NFTs, “MetaFi,” “Web3 Gaming,” and soon, AI agents.

So next time you see a new narrative, ask yourself: " Is this the future, or just a future episode of ‘Crypto’s Greatest Rug-Pulls?”

And pour one out for $POPCAT. It’s not dead they are just “rebranding.”

Final Tip:

If you’re not first, you’re last. And if you’re last, enjoy your VIP seat in the bagholder support group. Meetings are on Fridays (Join me free).

Disclaimer:

This post is satirical (except for the part where your bags are doomed). DYOR, or don’t. We’ll be here, laughing together.

[Three Ears Bunny @ThreeEarsBunny]

Once upon a time in the Alpha Centauri system existed TEB Planet, home to unique creatures with 3 ears...

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@0xKovuh @GhostKidDAO #WAGBOO welcome mate

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@CryptoDegen369 @GhostKidDAO #WAGBOO welcome mate

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@grhymes_sol @GhostKidDAO @GKDGCG Office at work and get more degen people onboard

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@hey_wallet @GhostKidDAO

[ﮐ𝘓𐌑𝘠𝙏ዛ ☄️ﮐ @SOLmyths]

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[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@SOLmyths @GhostKidDAO @tishsolana Looks really great ! @SOLmyths @tishsolana @GhostKidDAO

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@RUNDEADNFT #justDead

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@Ledger Awesome idea, concept & design
Quite a bit expensive though... it's the price of a basic smartphone

Question @Ledger: can we use another ledger product as a failover and import the seed into it? (actually, same question as "can we import another Ledger product seed into Stax?")

[Ledger @Ledger]

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[foobar ³¹³ @0xfoobar31]

@SolanaPrincess @immutableimage

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#undervalued

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

Hi twitter. If you are doing anything related to #NFT, please have my dedicated twitter account followed: @0xfoobar31 (might be a bit noisy... lol)

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@opensea @metaplex Would you mind having a look at this collection please https://t.co/CLKBh3ZQhq @immutableimage
This one has really valuable and unique items. Why is this taking so long ?

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@jbnahan69 J’ai remarqué que Chrome démarrait de très nombreux threads de manière un peu abusive et parfois pas forcément de manière proportionnelle au nombre d’onglets.

[Arnaud @f00bar31]

@jbnahan69 J’ai le même pb avec Ubuntu. Parfois obligé de redémarrer l’ordi. Pour moi le pb vient clairement de Chrome. Car quand ça part en cacahuètes j’ai juste à cliquer droit / quitter sur l’icône si j’ai encore un peu la main et pof c’est ok.