Dan🌱

This Could’ve Been Coke

[Dan🌱 @f4dyguy]

@Rjudicata @vanillalatte79 @musharbash_b Oh my got you’re literally brain dead, please read a book man

[Dan🌱 @f4dyguy]

@gazaonmymind @KaneTheFerret @ArmandDoma You are delusional

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I was 100% convinced the pollsters were herding. I was wrong. These results are completely consistent with what the polls were showing.

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[Dan🌱 @f4dyguy]

@wendoverpro I’d love to have a rule included where UFC commentators are not allowed to start one either

[ben doyle @thewheatgerm]

very funny to me when people get mad at us for getting “political.” i mean this very earnestly: this is a sentiment that can only be held by extremely stupid people. apolitical media does not exist

[Vran the Doomer🔆🦇 @VikVran]

I'm dying

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

"Only fans dead squirrel" "Bin Laden shooter concubine" "Iowa"

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[adam chase @adamhchase]

really doubt that anybody is waiting for my input but if for some reason you are interested: i feel very strongly that you should vote for kamala. my main logic here is that the only other potential winner is a fascist who is evil in almost every conceivable way.

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Even if Lichtman is wrong he’ll still have 2016, when he spent the entire year INSISTING that Trump would win due to his completely arbitrary subjective system despite being a total lib who hates him

[Allan Lichtman @AllanLichtman]

States where abortion is on the ballot and how to VOTE PRO-CHOICE:
AZ - YES
CO - YES
FL - YES
MD – YES
MO - YES
MT – YES
NE - 434 - NO, 439- YES
NV – YES
NY – YES
SD – YES

[𝖒 @acrossthelagoon]

He should write an op-ed after the election’s called for The NY Times or WaPo titled “The Keys Are Gold. Nate Is Just Silver.” with this picture

[Hutch @hutchinson]

Kamala winning means the worst people you know of will feel like complete shit. MAGA will be caught way off guard because they all think it’ll be a Trump landslide. Elon will be forced to confront the fact that he can’t simply buy his preferred outcome. Anti-electoral Twitter lefties will feel utterly irrelevant and powerless.

People please you have no idea how much I need this.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

4 possibilities:

1) Selzer is orders of magnitude more wrong than she's ever been in her 30 year career and the race is still close.

2) Selzer is in the ballpark and Trump is a severe underdog.

3) Selzer is exactly right and this is going to be a 2008-level blowout.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

liking every tweet on my timeline about the Selzer poll

[Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17]

I hate postmortems that view everything as obvious, so I'll pre-register this.

Nobody is perfect. But IMO, Kamala Harris has done incredibly well, given the hand she was dealt (especially by Biden), and if she loses, she'll be the one person I actually *don't* blame much.