egg pride rice

reply guy and cat retweeter for my main priv account | moots if you’ve forgotten who i am drop me a dm | she/her | 🏳️‍🌈 | pfp of @panlyyy by @magicmooshka

[egg pride rice @fIuorescxnt]

pls don’t follow me here n expect anything 😭 i use twitter thru my (primary) priv account and send feel-good cat/queer RTs through to this account

[Pan @pangrey123]

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

[skand @binarySmith18]

are you free after work ?
no babe i am free at work

[shibshabyuri @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[Cricket 🦗 @CricketthatsCat]

HE FIGHTS DOGS

[YAGO @s0ftw4v3]

my small kitty went to get his balls removed today and our old grumpy cat (around 13 y/o) who absolutely hates him has been crying since he left

[stel 🧢 thesis era @sasaracreamsoda]

non vent-art but idk if this is even relatable. anyone else get weirdly sentimental over the time gap in chats after an oomf hang out

[sailyourshipsaroundme @violetrose1410]

Fanfic should never be shat out by AI, fanfic should be written by a human being with something wrong with them

[han @fleuhrie]

@_chase_____ but for toys it’s the reverse. dog toy is like Big Green Plastic Disk. cat toy is like beautiful rainbow fairy princess wand with feathers and bells

[chase @_chase_____]

dog treats are so exciting and fun. raw elk femur bones and homemade dog-specific cookies decorated with frosting and sprinkles and rubber chew toys filled with peanut butter. and then the main cat treat is just a tube of goo. and it gets on ur hand when ur giving it to them

[eva @_glorianas]

imagine seeing your cat do something cute and being unable to take a picture…horrible agony

[arrow 🏹 #1 avery hayes stan 🐧 @edthekraken]

i love when your cat is sleeping in bed with you and then you get up in the middle of the night to go do something and you turn around to see that your cat has followed you and is staring at you with a tired grumpy face as if you forced them to get up and follow you

[pp @pleasedrugme]

just let me know dude

[Violetberryyy @Violetberryyy_]

I’m so scared what did my mom bake

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[♡ @astralbaes]

they say kissing a beautiful brown eyed girl will increase your lifespan

[𝐹𝑖𝑁𝑒 @fine_9725]

久しぶりにショートケーキを描きました🍰✍️

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I’ve been given very little instruction in how to belong to the world