Lex

It's just an opinion, don't take it so hard.

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@facebook @finkd

[Lex @fLexicorn]

Hey @facebook - thanks for the 4 fraudulent charges on my NEW bank card that you have refused to do anything about. You have admitted these are fraudulent and referred me back to my bank. Why don't you just cancel the pending transactions? Customer service at its finest. 👎👎

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@elonmusk Are you offering to change that?

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@Matt_Pinner Can I please move in permanently?

[Lex @fLexicorn]

The older I get, the more I realise it's hard enough to care about what is important to me and my own life.. but like, people still expect me to care about celebrity gossip, politics, and jesus?

#Easter #Jesus #goaway

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@bikertrash68 The ability to take a fucking joke

[Lex @fLexicorn]

Thanks @MfnH and @FearFactory - Last night was real.

New achievement unlocked 🔓

[Lex @fLexicorn]

Good night @MfnH!

See you tomorrow night 🖤🖤

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@9NewsMelb Love how people are so caught up with pushing their own agendas that they haven't stopped to think how tragic this will be for the families. But sure, let's make jokes about their pain.

[Lex @fLexicorn]

Married at first sight. I understand the hype around this show about as much as I understand how to build my own time machine.
#MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[Lex @fLexicorn]

Yo @JohnnyStevens, @Highly_Suspect - looking forward to seeing your faces tomorrow night!

I'll be the 6'5 brunette with a fucking epic view from anywhere 👌

#concert #keen

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@Uber_Support To be fair, you've said the same thing over the past 10 emails that have been sent about it and no help has yet occurred 🤣

[Lex @fLexicorn]

Hey @Uber & @Uber_Support.. Imagine supporting one of your drivers for rating a 5 star rider (for 5+ years) badly because that person couldn't tip them. Truly a great look. Then imagine refusing to help that rider resolve the issue. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine! #pathetic

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@ScottMorrisonMP - not the flag you wanted, but the flag you deserve.

Waiting for an Aussie to fly something similar, just for you.

#auspol #Scottythefukwit

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@PhillipCoorey Are we sure it's not just because he's, you know, dodgy? 🤣

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@boson02 @ScottMorrisonMP If he could just fade away into the background in general, that'd be greaaaat.

[Lex @fLexicorn]

@ScottMorrisonMP - Good morning, Trump 2.0.

#Scottythefukwit #auspol

[Lex @fLexicorn]

It's good to be Australian. Me first thing this morning when my gf showed me the Tommy Lee photo:
#TommyLee #Australia

[Lex @fLexicorn]

The news is depressing at the moment, so have a photo of my dog living her best life with her favourite toy instead.
#dogsoftwitter #Dog

[Lex @fLexicorn]

It is a cold, dark time for too many American women. From the bottom of my heart, as a woman, I support you all in your fight to regain what is lost. My heart breaks for you all. #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights