DICK JOHNSON

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[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Started OnlyFans but it’s just me in the garage at 2am with my balls out, playing Dark Souls on low volume as to not wake the wife. “This one’s for the real ones,” I whisper before each parry. Watch out Sophie Rain, here I cum.

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

i'd probably become muslim within five minutes of being in prison

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

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[Internet Tough Guy @DonkeyPunchKO]

Community college lecture about how you should fuck fat girls

[matheus @matheuscomagaa]

Eu amo fuder a minha mulher eu sou apaixonado na bucetinha dessa filha da puta pprt msm amo fica com cheiro da xereca dela no meu bigode

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

the masculine urge to make her cry on her birthday

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Nothing funnier to me than a guy who is doomed. Like the thought of a guy that only has bad things ahead of him makes me hold my stomach laughing

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

my uncle bought a geek bar from the dollar store and got SIDS

[Lu @DonLulio]

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[dude @tradboiwife]

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[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

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[jake @wormpuller]

I got frogs in atlanta

[tippity @tippity]

when you know you getting some pussy soon so you start doing push ups around the house

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[Sean @panoptisean]

Everyone at Walmart is dying and missing limbs and shit. It’s fucking insane. I feel like I’m visiting a war torn country when I go to Walmart

[garshmo @garshmo]

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[۟ @dronedoommetal]

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard makes penis music for retards who say things like "this is objectively good"

[. @christianswrld]

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