Douche Ex Machina

The Snark Knight.

[Douche Ex Machina @facetus]

Nice guys finish last. The nicest guys finish on your face.

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

BREAKING: An Israeli settler gets ambushed as soon as he attempts to remove a Palestinian flag near the Kochav Hashachar colonial settlement east of Ramallah in the occupied West Bank.

[Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez]

*The four horsemen of the apocalypse arrive*

Me: OMG CAN I PET THEM

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites.

[Nimbus☁️ @nimbusreborn]

Nigga eating the Mortal Kombat logo

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

PIN Number
ATM Machine
UPC Code
LCD Display

We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome.

Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro was in the tattoo shop like this 😭

[Faris @rastafaris]

Plot twist.

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

They just messed with the wrong Mexican #JuanWick

[Mari 💖 @ComicLoverMari]

Are you forgetting that this exist???

[Douche Ex Machina @facetus]

@Matarael Magna Cumloudly

[Shy @shytaylaxoo]

Quick thinking tho😂

[Robert Mackey @RobertMackey]

Mission accomplished. While everyone was distracted by his blue-check removals, Musks's Twitter deleted labels that alerted users that they were reading news from state-run propaganda outlets of authoritarian governments. Potemkin news channels now free to inject disinformation.

[Sistha @sisthaaaaa]

Budaya om-tante ngasih THR ke ponakan itu bisa bikin anak-anak tumbuh jadi mental pengemis KALAU orang tuanya ga ngasih pengertian khusus soal itu. Apalagi kalau malah di-encourage dengan “tuh, minta THR ke om/tante yang banyak!”

[Draggin Father Behind @DragginFatherB]

Theres something very off-balance about "Daddy I'm still really hungry can I have a lollipop?"

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

[learning a new language]

Me: Hola

Duolinguo: I’ve a boyfriend

[Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai]

Does this mean Sundar had to Pitch AI?