fahey younger

Buyer's Agent, Licensed Real Estate Maven. Former professional farceur. Mutha. Pluviophile. Prinny. Director @ Younger Hill Property Advocates

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Looking for my wife in crowd and thinking "next time I'll marry someone taller..."

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Is Tsitsipas wearing Gilliam Andersons vulva tshirt?
#AusOpen

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@Sarah_Kendall 🤣 you literally couldn't make one for that...

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How embarrassing. What kind of dinky backwater country are we? As a real estate agent *I* have a voice to parliament. Real estate agents, paragons of society. Australia, a pack of mouth breathing knuckle dragging fuck monkeys... 🫣 #AustraliaVotes

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He who inculpated, promulgated... #ishesingle

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Jesus Horatio Magdalene St. Christ

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The Grand Final has wandered into a country pub's beer garden... #GrandFinal

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I've voted in the @AusPodAwards for Dear Nelly - https://t.co/wRITNnBG1J in the Listeners' Choice. Cast your vote at https://t.co/LFmkaKyxUg

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#offyafuck #Coronation

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There goes Chuck, off to give that BIG sparkler in the front of his fancy hat to the NHS. Right? Right?! #Coronation

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Fancy Scotch Egg caddy, they really have thought of everything. #Coronation

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Cool! David Blaine, you're up!
#Coronation

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Charles is not off book?? Dude, you've had 70+ years to learn your lines!
#Coronation2023 #Coronation

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Nothing says of the people, for the people more than a primary school kid in a diamond headband.
#Coronation

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Indeed. To the window (the window). To the wall (the wall). Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls). https://t.co/JeOwNE2IHf
#Coronation

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Item 106, The Shallowest Gene Pool in the world. #Coronation

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"I assure you, Sir. Mummy is not here. It's really happening."
#Coronation

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Pssst, I think Eugene is trying to smuggle Fergie in, up her frock.
#Coronation

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Chuck & Di, sorry... old habits. Chuck and Cammo arrive wearing Oodies! #Coronation

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Royal Ken & Barbie, off to the shops. Pope miffed they have a better car...
#Coronation