Pof_Fails

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[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@clumsyoaf33 The majority my adult friends are people I know from here! And I’ve been on a few dates too. I met My ex boyfriend through a friend from here too!

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@la_femme_x @girl_tinder I used to find tineye wasn’t always that good at picking up fake ones but caught a few catfish using this https://t.co/ngZmHt27sD

It gives you 3 options once you have loaded it, I always used the last option.
I hope he’s genuine though ☺️

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@Annonym78894302 Thanks lovely. Early days but we deleted apps yesterday together so cautiously optimistic

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

So...for this account to continue, I’m going to need your submissions. Because as of a few hours ago, I no longer have a POF profile....🙊🙊

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@sammykk78 DO IT! I need them! I have a few old ones stored on the phone but currently don’t need the app so no more coming my way

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@aDatingDad It’s SO hard to skate on a pavement like that too! Easier on the road (not very safe I know) or on the slabbed pavement.

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

“Goodnight beautiful” messages is definitely something I could get used to....

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

The fact I’m impressed by someone telling me he’s running a bit late (like 10 minutes) and that he keeps in touch tells me a lot about how much shit I put up with in past relationships

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

Cutting up an ex’s T-shirt to make rags to curl my hair for a date with the new guy. Seems fair.

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@SingleSpirit Oh wow. This is scarily similar to something that happened to me about 9 years ago. Connected on the tube. Handed me his number on a slip of paper as he got off the tube, text me back the next day saying he had a gf! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@SingleSmall BUT. You are NOT a waste. You are awesome.

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@SingleSmall I’m sitting at about 21 months with no sex. I feel like I’ve regained my virginity. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

Oh. No.

[Anonymous @Bullet_Dodged]

I received these messages on instagram. I am in awe. At least they're putting themselves out there!

#instagram #onlinedating #nothankyou

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@JohnHirst7 Cautiously optimistic. He seems like a genuinely good guy so we will see

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

Just a quick #notallbad moment...have been talking to a guy for a week ish. His first message was about my profile, he’s been polite, non pushy, funny, charming (but not in a sleazy way) & we are planning a date. YAY.

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

I know you are all DYING to know...date was good, have another on Sunday, he’s pretty great but I’m not getting my hopes up just yet.

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

We are going out on Thursday...this is not a drill!

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@aDatingDad I have some of these but they are guys in speedos 🤣

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@JohnHirst7 Thanks ☺️ I’m both excited and nervous 😩

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

Dating is hard. Trying to plan what to wear. My go to date outfit is summery. It’s grim out there. Currently have outfit options strewn around my room. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

@suyrau It wouldn’t shock me if all of his friends had in some way abused a woman (or many) it’s this shit that need stomping out. Usually I would reply but I was just too disgusted by it

[Pof_Fails @fails_pof]

Probably the WORST message I’ve ever received. Yep, I’ve had it waiting to post since December. I just, no.

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