Faisal

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

[Faisal @faisalgiwa]

I hate regretting so much ugh

[Pablo Antonio @PabloAntonio]

"My car consumes too much gas, let's start an offshore oil drilling company"

[Faisal @faisalgiwa]

Erm!!

[Dark Web Informer @DarkWebInformer]

‼️🇳🇬 A threat actor operating under the group Nullsec Nigeria has made available a dataset allegedly scraped from Nigerias Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

The leaked data reportedly includes agent names, phone numbers, agent code names, and password hashes.

[Citrini @citrini]

Strait of Hormuz: A CitriniResearch Field Trip

The Field Report from Analyst #3 is live.

https://t.co/rwJffd8l81

[Faisal @faisalgiwa]

@manicmonk2 @OneMotolani Just Shut up, It’s very obvious even a blind person can see it.

[Faisal @faisalgiwa]

@Tom_fairclough9 @TheOnlySKB What a genius you are.

[El Knee Know @ElKneeKnow]

We took the lead against city at home with 15 minutes to go and we lost💀

Gone a different way my arse

[Red @TaintlessRed]

If you've watched this whole shit fuck of a Slot season and think one goal means the "whole game would've gone differently" you've not been paying any attention.

[Faisal @faisalgiwa]

@Hadesr66 @TaintlessRed Would’ve been 4-2. Still lost

[Man of Steel @Terminal_Ad]

Salah really spoil me cos I’ve seen this more than 200 times

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Faisal @faisalgiwa]

@daniitaketwo It’s cruise

[Laith @LFC_Laith]

Jonjo Shelvey had a better career than Bruno Fernandes.

[Faisal @faisalgiwa]

@lfcG122 You should ashamed and disgusted at your self