Fake Devs

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@BeanJuiceStudio "not AI" my ass

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@minchoi @Asmongold

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@gabefollower You can't crouch jump cause CTRL+W closes the tab lmao

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@ywomendeservles ZERO GIFTS (lists 3 gifts)

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@Cardoso

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@MitchJonez I would buy my mom a new water heater tank plus installation. She's living without one for almost a full year. Using a camping shower pump thing, bucket and a kettle instead.

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@MitchJonez I would finally upgrade from my GTX 1080 gpu

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@SonyPictures uhm

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@MitchJonez let's goo

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@Dexerto So he took the 750k risk with no guaranteed return and now she wants the risk reward on top of her guaranteed wage??

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@MitchJonez Spain for sure

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@seconds_0 Are you sure about this grandfathered in?

My CPX31 used to be €15.91/mo, increased to €21.05/mo two months ago. And now they want to triple it on top of that to €62.49 ?!

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@CacheThatCheque To me this sounds like they caught a BPD woman and ran out of the initial love-bombing phase. But those usually last only 6 to 12 months, not years. So I might be wrong.

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@geerlingguy ngl this does look like a 28 yr old fullstack developer who naively worked on a feature for 12 hours thinking he had to give his 100% at his first job (pre-AI era)

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@nrathaus @0xTib3rius clearly missed Logsday

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@thdxr just make a pr bro

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@elonmusk @iScienceLuvr Wish I could have a "Verified Retard" badge on my username

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@PalantirTech god damn I would love to be paid for hyper analyzing problems, data, and bringing up a billion edge-cases to any proposed strategy or solution.

Too bad chances like that don't exist in the eu

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@Rothmus the overcorrection cycle in spain will be brutal

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@MuenzenMeister I know how to combat this.
Everyone in line behind you should proudly cheer and clap when they see you proudly press the "no tip" button.

You think you can guilt us into paying more for no reason? Fuck that. We make it a celebration to never tip.