Fake A$$ Traders

Exposing your trading gurus, course sellers, demo traders, fake flexers, and unverified PnL.

Transparency matters. Separating trading fact from trading fiction

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

For over a decade, I've watched traders fall into the same trap ☹️

Follow a Guru → Lose Money → Find a New Guru → Repeat.

I call it LOL Trading.

LOL = Loop of Losing.

Why?

Because social media trading gurus sell dreams, not reality.

Different guru. Same outcome.

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@Jesse_W33 @jadecap_ @TheOneLanceB Can’t argue against this logic 👏, in 90's, 2000's you had to earn your guru status. Now you blow up sim accounts, buy a mic, slap “PRO TRADER” in your bio, and sell courses. Every week, a new market wizard descends from the heavens.

It's always been about selling this dream 🤡

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@promotions24214 @ric5cut @andreacimi The "gurus" were bad 15+ years ago, but now its diabolical. Back then, it was easy to cut through the noise. No clue how newer traders sift through the mountain of BS nowadays.

Spot on: the only way to make it is to find your own edge & never trust anyone that sells their edge.

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@promotions24214 @ric5cut @andreacimi It’s incredibly time-consuming. There’s a barrage of new grifters and frauds popping up in this business every week. It’s SAD and the lies they tell are unbearable, they’re constantly looking the next money grab.

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@ric5cut @andreacimi Damn you're good, how did you know I used AI...🤡 Stop projecting, sounds like an omission 😂

It's clear you didn't comprehend the first post I made calling out hipocrosy. But that's what you get when you don't mind your business 🙄

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@ric5cut @andreacimi The AI thing, must've struck a nerve..go run your trading platform 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@ric5cut @andreacimi No I'll have AI to help me, you know the same AI that helped you build your 🐂💩 platform. But, you're right, it's definitely a different world now....the "trust me bro" world. 🤡

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@ric5cut @andreacimi I will continue to expose fake gurus, course sellers, affiliates pumpers and BS platform creators....thanks for adding yourself to this list. You made my job easier 🙏🤭

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@ric5cut @andreacimi Woah, not the “I'd expect a better argument” speech from a guy who also built a 🐂💩 trading platform in the AI fintech gold rush 🙄

Just because you “trust me bro” traders have ChatGPT doesn't make you fintech visionaries building the future of trading.

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@KCTrades777 😂 Didn't read your entire manefesto.

But don't confuse misreading your post with me automatically buying your narrative.

I’ll take the L on the reading comprehension, you can also take an L on the self-awareness. When a furu calls out other furus is peak Trading Twitter 😂

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@ric5cut @andreacimi I don't engage with youngins who use the word "bro" every time they talk 🤦‍♂️😂

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@DodgysDD Traders in 2026

Pay a company to let you trade against their pretend liquidity, and beg them to send you real money if their pretend price says you won

No exchange. No order book. No real fills. Just you vs. the company's simulation pool

#fakeasstraders call this "innovation"

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

If you follow traders that keep recommending 🐂💩 prop firms, maybe follow their affiliate links and see what’s really motivating their recommendations. 🙄😏

All of these #FakeAssTraders aren’t putting you on game. They’re putting you onto whatever pays them a commission.🤡🤦‍♂️

[Ryan @DodgysDD]

Some of my students starting to realize how insane vest is

I’ve kept it quiet this week but I’m silently getting paid lol

Almost want to keep this a hidden gem

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

FINTWIT is a grotesque theatre of self-congratulation, vanity as wisdom, luck is repackaged as skill and hindsight as foresight.

The market exists to humble the ambitious. The gurus, however, have found a way to monetize even their delusions. 🤡

Stop following #fakeasstraders

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

Ideas are like 💩, everybody's full of them. But until you do something with yours, it's worth nothing. Pumping out idea after idea for people means nothing 🙄🤦‍♂️

[GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg]

my entire content strategy is this

give you free startup ideas + growth playbooks that work

i won't hold back

and every time you build something from my tweets/pod I'm sippin' a martini & cheering you on

your success is my ultimate flex

now go ship something & make me proud

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@Ksidiii Oh how generous of them 😒

Make the public financially invested, become too big to fail, then call the bailout a public benefit. These companies know exactly what they’re doing & it's not for your benefit 🙄

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@realFatCat1 The funniest part is these "vibe coding" trading gurus are selling platforms they probably couldn’t debug without AI holding their hand.

They’ve never given data integrity a second thought, yet they’re building platforms that depend on it 😏

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

@elonmusk 🐂💩 The only reason you want to give out shares is to make SpaceX “too big to fail,” so you can come crawling back to the government for another taxpayer-funded bailout, just like your other companies 😒

You’ve mastered the art of getting government money to survive 🙄

[Fake A$$ Traders @fakeasstraders]

Absolutely disgusting 🤮😡

Trading gurus love preaching, judging, and acting morally superior to everyone else. “Christ Is King” in the bio… SMH 🤦‍♂️

Reminder: a carefully crafted online persona means NOTHING when it comes to true character. Stop idolizing these #FakeAssTraders

[GuruLeaks @Guruleaks1]

47 year old AlgoTrader @VinnyEmini aka Vincent Alexander Marchi recently arrested and charged with multiple felonies including:

"Possession with Intent to Promote Child Pornography", "Invasive Visual Recording" and "Possession of Child Porn >50 Visual Depictions"

Bond has been set however, per county records, he remains incarcerated in Collin County, Texas

h/t anons #InnocentUntilProvenGuilty #BeCarefulWhoYouFollow #BeCarefulWhoFollowsYou