Fake Chris Getz

I'm not much of a hitter, but I am pretty good at squinting at a really fast ball zooming by while holding a bat on my shoulder.

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

I'll be going into hiding, now. #Royals #Cubs #ChrisGetzDeathThreatz

[GoRoyalsGo @GoRoyalsGo]

Give Gordon a lot of credit for not charging TLR in the dugout. At least one team has class. #Royals

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeRyanLefebvr @fakefrankwhite hey! I poo in the toilet, jerk...

...usually. #Royals #ChrisGetzPoopz

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeFrankWhite I make slidez like that errday. My mom usually yellz at me for getting my pants dirty though. #Royals

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

Man, most of theze tweetz hating on Getz aren't even cloze to funny. There'z an art to it, folkz. #SemiOutOfCharacter #Royals #ChrisGetzZZZZ

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

Dang it, Al! I wasn't ready! Do over! #Royals #Cardinals #ChrisGetzDefensive

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

Jeff has a big brown spot right on the seat of his pants. How'd that get there? I don't think he was sitting on the mound. #Royals

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeRyanLefebvr @fakebobdavis also, my names not Nancy.

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeRyanLefebvr @fakebobdavis I feel self conscious. Why is everyone looking at me?

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

Did you see me guarding the middle? Mr. Melky told me to stand there. Right where he could see me. Weird. #Royals #ChrizGetzPeeped

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

It's unlikely I'll be tweeting at all tonight. My alter-ego @RiskOfALink is heading out to Kauffman this evening. #Royals #BlueJays

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

#blushing RT @FakeRyanLefebvr he's no @FakeChrisGetz RT @fake_bubba: Mazzaro will get a win when Alcides Escobar wins a beauty contest...

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

That double? Just imagined Melky chasing me around asking me to give Lil' Melky a kiss. #Royals #ChrisGetzAzzaulted

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

Duh. #Royals #ChrisGetzCool RT @FakeRyanLefebvr wow i see @FakeChrisGetz had to dress out today. Hope he wears those kool shades

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeRyanLefebvr @kevin_agee truth

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

Eric's fault! #Royals #ChrisGetzBlamezHozmer

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeRyanLefebvr yeah, I had a pretty wild morning. #ChrisGetzPubez #Royals

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeRyanLefebvr yeah, I had a pretty wild morning. ChrisGetzPubez #Royals

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

I still believe in you Belly Butler! Just keep swimming! #Royals

[Fake Chris Getz @FakeChrisGetz]

@FakeRyanLefebvr @fakenedyost When Luke said he was sleeping over last night, I thought we were going to stay up and play xbox. I was wrong.