Tom Jim

I am a meat popsicle

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@Robby1614 @SAIT0MORIYAMA Braindead take.

[Gᴇᴛ Rᴀɴᴅʏ @letsgetrandy]

@omarvvvr Imagine you have 1x Usain Bolt and 100x Peter Dinklage.

You send the sprinter to the post office, or to the acting audition, but 100 midgets can probably complete the grocery shopping faster…

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@Jacob_Naviaux Your job, along with car salesman, is one of the few that I hope AI automates out of existence.

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@Jwomanpowerx

[aakansha @garlicnaando]

if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here

[Tom Jim @fakejuddnelson]

Wow is this ever a good idea.

[Zeteo @zeteo_news]

“Donald, if you're watching here, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American.”

@mehdirhasan asks Dr. @AbdulElSayed what he’d do on his first day in office.

His answer? Trumpcare for All.

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@elonmusk Yeah, you should go too.

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@Maple_Skates @R_Jam17 Wunderbar is goated.

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@DrClarkIPresume I blame Ron Howard for this.

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@MLFootball Honestly Emmanwori was super polite there. Stopped trash talking as soon as he saw Spags and turned professional. The man has it cased already in his 2nd year.

[Tom Jim @fakejuddnelson]

Befuddled, but still an ally. Good work Biz.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.

[Tom Jim @fakejuddnelson]

Martyrs passes the Bechdel Test.

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@DustinNickerson Sam Darnold take my energy.

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@extrastats @DrClarkIPresume *tosses my Grizzlies velcro wallet on the ground*

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@MrSausageGet “Let the voters decide”

“No, not like that”

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@FOS The fuck is wrong with the AAC? I went to a hockey game there a few years back and thought it was a great venue.

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@DustinNickerson Some people weren’t fans through the late Carroll years and it shows.

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@JablesAA @SandoNFL Purdy was under siege all day. We need to talk about the offense constantly turning the fucking ball over. The defense will be fine.

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@DrClarkIPresume @AndieWinnipeg Oh wow sixteen families will have a place to live instead of one! That’s terrible!

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@Yapman1 Actually it gives you approximately 188 quattuortrigintillion.