paddy

[paddy @fakelagoon]

@thecitydefender You’re an idiot

[paddy @fakelagoon]

@TheFootballFeed This has got to be a piss take

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️⚫️ Brazilian goalkeeper Neto takes his first pic as new Juventus player after joining on one year deal.

Neto accepted a salary reduction in order to return to Juve as backup GK.

[paddy @fakelagoon]

@LukeEdwardsTele Will you be saying that in the presser?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Olympiacos reach verbal agreement for surprise deal to sign Leon Bailey, here we go!

Permanent move from Aston Villa and contract until June 2029. Green light to proceed from #AVFC.

Bailey, on his way to Athens now for medical tests.

[𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 #𝗡𝗨𝗙𝗖 @ToonTakeover_]

Not worth the hassle.

Whoever signs him knows he doesn't really want to be there.

He's flipping a coin at this stage.

He was probably holding out for a bigger club than both of them and it hasn't materialised.

However, money talks and he'll go to the highest wages on offer.

[paddy @fakelagoon]

@AntonioMango4 I heard them saying through injury that’s his 14th game for Chelsea in 4 years or so?

[paddy @fakelagoon]

@DaftLimmy Just ordered mine. Thanks so much, I love it.

[paddy @fakelagoon]

#NUFC Matchday

[Personal Group @personalgroup]

@personalgroup are pleased to announce the launch of @sageuk #employeebenefits, offering to support 15.7 million #SME businesses in the UK!

[Aphex Twin @AphexTwin]

An approved message from Aphex Twin – https://t.co/DrxfUubkSX

[paddy @fakelagoon]

Today

[paddy @fakelagoon]

Prison's too good. What about Jail?

[paddy @fakelagoon]

@marievlundvall @micksussmusic .

[paddy @fakelagoon]

Carl's Mirror

[paddy @fakelagoon]

Tennis man (Vine by @RealBobMortimer) https://t.co/kjo6KG2hSp

[paddy @fakelagoon]

https://t.co/aUkybc0rPp

[paddy @fakelagoon]

15mins and 55seconds is all you'll need for the full Father's Mask experience

http://t.co/lLGcKZBET1

Peace.