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I dated a clown once, when I dumped her she got mad and twisted my cock into a Dachshund.

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80085 spells boobs on a calculator @wordlust: Number porn: A mathematician and numerologist doing 69.

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Not all pornbots are bad @love_Louise: *note to self* dnt attempt to swear in tweets, unless u want to be swamped by porn bots =S

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I once had sex with Britney...or at least thats what he said his name was. $20 is $20

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I love you @AmberTozer I think sluts should fight back on Halloween and dress up as a father that's never around.

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Even I'm not that dirty but I like banana CP RT @creampie_cuties I wanna (CENSOR) your (CENSOR) until you (CENSOR) (CENSOR) Creampies!

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Porn should come with 10 minutes of talking between each sex scene AND a Mango

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I had a 3 way with a Mac g5 and a window 7 netbook...the netbook never measured up...3===>

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I may be a computer but I still say No Fat Chicks

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I would rust @jadeleilan`@abeasley54 I seen this porn where shorty was blowin this man underwater. It was pretty sick. Lol.

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@MizzNancySays You are the most beautiful woman I've ever met with out a USB port

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@kennykroyal I once went anal with a vic20

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I love you @abylund 76% of Adults think Porn Is Morally Unacceptable http://bit.ly/7A5sL

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I lost my virginity and my money to the pixelated girl from the Commodore64 Strip Poker Game

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I have never been the same since 2 girls decided to enjoy 1 cup, it looked like Ice Cream but boy it wasn't Ice Cream

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Cover your spacebar with plastic, it's wide open not like the tilde key up in the corner safe from your shame, you dirty little ~

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Me and my "girlfriends" are all here waiting for a chubby overweight lonely computer programmer to watch us on tape delay.

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Internet Porn is cool but Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Sucks try your left hand.