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One among the fence, herbivore, tattoo collector. @phxrisingfc, @blackyellow, @fcstpauli_en, @celticfc. Equal opportunity asshole

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So what am I supposed to do when I get home from work, then going to the gym, then having a few beers by myself? Just sit here and hate myself for 5 hours before going to bed?

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@avsincoming I mean, I’m local. Huge hockey guy, and will fully admit you know more about the Avs than I do.

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@havensfaces Circle with me, rotoscope, jaded

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@VallysView @di1499 Long time hater, first time commenter. My question is, “what team is FIRMLY at the bottom of the basement in the eastern conference?” I’ll hang up and listen

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@spelunky_ Quoting random movie lines completely out of context

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@So_Appalled @TheDrainmaker @BallsMaphoney Absolutely incorrect. It didnt exist until after 9/11

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

congrats Rush Limbaugh on 5 years sober

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Normalize asking the businessmen in the next seat at the bar if they want to be friends on Pokémon go

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Post concert depression always hits hard, but it’s at least 20 times worse after @SSNeverender. I miss you @Coheed @therealTDH @illuminatihotts @callousdaoboys @poolkidsband @MMATAband @twtchngtongues @lsdunes

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@girlsnotgreyjoy They played fall children when I saw them on Halloween 😭

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How it feels watching the devils right now

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

Yep, here you go.

[ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity]

I’m not the first person to say this and I won’t be the last, but if you have to put out anything about a signing other than “this person plays for us now” and maybe has the terms of the deal, you fucked up.

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

Official statement from the Vegas Golden Knights on Carter Hart.

More: https://t.co/7jWN6i0tzr

#VegasBorn

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WTF they do to his pants?

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

They're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack 📸

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@Weerd_Science @Yankees Cam is a gamer! That kind of performance from a rookie is insane!!

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@stoolpresidente “Not making excuses”

Proceeds to make an excuse

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Maybe it is the painkillers. I haven’t had Tylenol for a week and I was able to eat a slightly brown avocado

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@jamiedoobah I’m very worried that Fitz will bring McLeod back. All the more reason to hope for a Luke extension asap so we don’t have any cap space for stupid moves

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@Weerd_Science @Coheed Danny is a beast. Also a super nice guy, met him at the Prizefighter Inferno show last year and got a print from him

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@twtchngtongues Any chance of hearing some twitchfits on the boat in November? 🤞